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autoerotic asphyxiation

A means of intensifying orgasm by depriving the body of oxygen. Is preformed my both sexes, and can be done alone while masturbatiing, or during sex. People usually bite on a citric fruit, eg lemon, lime, to bring them back to earth after they orgasm. It often accidently kills the people preveorming it.
That aussie rock guy died of autoerotic asphyxiation, y'know.
by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003
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autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality

choking yourself while having sex with a dead animal of the same gender while setting it on fire.
autoerotic homo necro pyro beastiality

Sick people engage in autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality.
by Brian Balzac April 24, 2008
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V Automatic

Yo they must not know that I be thuggin. I'm finna hit em with the V automatic
by selcitseT August 9, 2023
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Automatic Updates

An annoying feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2. It automatically downloads "critical updates" to fix security holes found almost daily in Internet Explorer and in other parts of the operating system, then it harasses you to restart your computer. If you click "Restart Later" the box will pop back up in about five minutes.
noob: Automatic Updates rules!
h4x0r: Don't use it...if you do I won't be able to hack your PC! Liek, omg!
by Home slice May 22, 2005
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Automatic Sperm Extractor

Someone who gives good fellatio to the point that semen comes out without effort in the same sense that a milk extractor works.
"Gina gives such good head, she's now known as a automatic sperm extractor."
by Bhold_Da_God October 4, 2007
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automatic

A type of car transmission usually found in bumper cars at theme parks and kiddie go-karts. Some people with missing arms or legs drive automatics, although people who dont know how to drive also use them. It takes the skill level of a 3 year old to operate an automatic.
I got my dad an automatic for his 55th birthday and he beat me within an inch of my life.
by FlakeyWaffle April 28, 2006
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automatic

Transmission that is usually found on go-karts, lawnmowers, and chick cars. The driving demographic usually includes women, wusses, and girly men. Any man found driving an automatic transmission is subject to an ass kicking and life-term ridicule.
by DaBoss November 28, 2006
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