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attachmentia

attachment dementia; a serious disorder you where forget to attach the attachment to an email over and over again.
Email recipient: "You forgot to attach the spreadsheet......AGAIN!"

Me: "Sorry, My attachmentia is getting worse. Better self medicate."
by Me-not December 7, 2011
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hip attachment

Someone's best friend who's always around.
"Her hip attachment is going to be the best man at the wedding"
by fvondoom March 4, 2012
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Attachmentally Challenged

Politically correct version of Attachmentard.

Stupid jerk who continually forgets to include a specified attachment within an email.
Don't be alarmed if Bob had to send you that spread sheet a few times, he's a little attachmentally challenged.
by Velveeta Vunderkoont August 25, 2008
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overly attached crazy girlfriend mode

Overly attached crazy girlfriend mode, is when a girl gets extremely suspicious and wants all of your passwords and easy access to your phone. That said girlfriend usually has a low self esteem and thinks that you're trying to "chat up" or "hook up" with other girls behind her back. She starts to question everything you say and do.
Mallory: YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE, GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR PASSWORDS!
Ryan: SCREW YOU, I'M SICK OF YOU GOING ALL OVERLY ATTACHED CRAZY GIRLFRIEND MODE ON ME!

casey: why did you break up?
Liam: she started to get to be controlling and it was really weird.

casey: mann I told her not to get on that overly attached crazy girlfriend mode.

liam: yeah well she didn't take you seriously, i guess.
by MilkyMonkey143 November 10, 2013
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person attached to your dick

N. A fuck buddy for whom you're starting to develop feelings. It's not just about the sex anymore, but when your relationship expands to accommodate and appreciate your fuck buddy's personality, character, tastes, etc. It's when you look at his dick and see the person it is attached to.
Laura: "It took me some time to sort this out, but I...I think I've grown to like the person attached to your dick."
Jordi: *blushing* "Oh...thanks!"
by Nicnoc October 12, 2010
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no strings attached

something a guy says when he wants to get some from a girl, and several others too
girl: so whats going on with us?
guy: i like you a lot, but i think its better if we just have no strings attached
by lfbaby July 4, 2010
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no strings attached

N.S.A.
The director of the National Security Agency, defends the agency and surveillance programs. - No Strings Attached
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