during the coronavirus pandemic, all the asian parents decided to lock their kids in their homes and did not let them go outside at all, which literally makes me cry. I have had no social interaction for a month.
by aprettyrealasian March 15, 2020
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She would rather be an amazing social worker than pursue a lucrative law career. She has her blonde moments, but is not afraid to laugh at her own self. Seeing her face brightens up a room full of gloom.
She would rather be an amazing social worker than pursue a lucrative law career. She has her blonde moments, but is not afraid to laugh at her own self. Seeing her face brightens up a room full of gloom.
by Thatrandombadass July 4, 2015
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Ashānti is an accented version of the name Ashanti. It is generally the name a of female. Along with the accent the girl Ashānti comes with a little more zest and is generally a feisty girl who is extremely smart.
Ensure to never mess with an Ashānti because you’ll find yourself in a pickle. She can have some very weird moments but is easy to love and is full of passion.
Ashānti’s usually have many hobbies but can find themselves drifting to an artistic side or favouring sciences.
Ashānti is the name of a wonderful friend and a powerful woman who may find themselves in a love crisis. She can catch feelings very quickly, however once in love, it is one of the most beautiful things to witness.
She may seem confident and wild on the outside, but at heart, may deal with anxiety and can be rather sensitive at times due to this.
All together, Ashānti is the name of a hilarious girl who has many friends, and is practically a genius, but also a bit of a weirdo.
Ensure to never mess with an Ashānti because you’ll find yourself in a pickle. She can have some very weird moments but is easy to love and is full of passion.
Ashānti’s usually have many hobbies but can find themselves drifting to an artistic side or favouring sciences.
Ashānti is the name of a wonderful friend and a powerful woman who may find themselves in a love crisis. She can catch feelings very quickly, however once in love, it is one of the most beautiful things to witness.
She may seem confident and wild on the outside, but at heart, may deal with anxiety and can be rather sensitive at times due to this.
All together, Ashānti is the name of a hilarious girl who has many friends, and is practically a genius, but also a bit of a weirdo.
Girl: who is that
Other girl: oh, that’s Ashānti
Girl: damn, I talked to her the other day, she seemed rude but also really chill
Other girl: she gives off really mixed vibes
Other girl: oh, that’s Ashānti
Girl: damn, I talked to her the other day, she seemed rude but also really chill
Other girl: she gives off really mixed vibes
by Litty Hamburger January 3, 2020
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by Fabulous Fury December 8, 2018
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Parents that will often call you useless, trash, garbage, brainless, stupid, etc.
They expect their children to pass every single subject.
Often forces their children to attend after school programs and summer school.
Asks for your suggestion on where to eat, but when you choose, they will change their mind of asking you for your suggestion.
Will say they love you when you do something good, but won't hesitate to say that they hate you once you fail something.
Extremely controlling, and hardly lets you hang out with friends.
Examples:
Asian Parents:You got an F in math and science?!?!?!?!
Asian Kid:But its not even the end of the trimester, I still have a chance to make up my grades.
Asian Parents:Get the fuck over here!
Asian Kid:Mom, I got a A on my test!
Asian Mom:I love you, now let me check on the rest of your grades.
Asian Kid:Shit
Asian Mom:I fucking hate you, you are a worthless and stupid kid.
Parents that will often call you useless, trash, garbage, brainless, stupid, etc.
They expect their children to pass every single subject.
Often forces their children to attend after school programs and summer school.
Asks for your suggestion on where to eat, but when you choose, they will change their mind of asking you for your suggestion.
Will say they love you when you do something good, but won't hesitate to say that they hate you once you fail something.
Extremely controlling, and hardly lets you hang out with friends.
Examples:
Asian Parents:You got an F in math and science?!?!?!?!
Asian Kid:But its not even the end of the trimester, I still have a chance to make up my grades.
Asian Parents:Get the fuck over here!
Asian Kid:Mom, I got a A on my test!
Asian Mom:I love you, now let me check on the rest of your grades.
Asian Kid:Shit
Asian Mom:I fucking hate you, you are a worthless and stupid kid.
by Struggling Asian October 25, 2018
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an A doesn’t stand for awesome anymore, it stands for average.
B stands for bad. because when you make a B, you are below average. all the other asians are making A’s.
a C stands for crap. that means youre doing terrible. your parents are gonna probably lecture you, gonna yell at you, gonna spank you a few times.
a D stands for death. your parents are gonna threaten to kill you.
an F stands for fucked cause you know what? your parents are gonna probably abandon you, send you to boarding school, terrible things.
an A doesn’t stand for awesome anymore, it stands for average.
B stands for bad. because when you make a B, you are below average. all the other asians are making A’s.
a C stands for crap. that means youre doing terrible. your parents are gonna probably lecture you, gonna yell at you, gonna spank you a few times.
a D stands for death. your parents are gonna threaten to kill you.
an F stands for fucked cause you know what? your parents are gonna probably abandon you, send you to boarding school, terrible things.
by RdizzleFoshizzleMynizzle October 29, 2009
Get the Asian Grades mug.When one is so strung out on homework and studying, and has pushed himself/herself beyond his/her maximum stress level so that he/she has reached a high and disregards everything.
Realizing you're Asian-ness is not deserved, and slacking off so as to prove it.
(Asian high cured by a stern talking/beating and the strike of 5 AM before physics test.)
Also referred to as "Ramen Trip."
Realizing you're Asian-ness is not deserved, and slacking off so as to prove it.
(Asian high cured by a stern talking/beating and the strike of 5 AM before physics test.)
Also referred to as "Ramen Trip."
Asian 1: Man, I was on such an Asian High last night.
Asian 2: Yeah, me too. I didn't even study for the calc test.
Asian 1: How did you do?
Asian 2: 89.
Asian 1: Someone's getting the bamboo stick tonight.
Asian 2: Yeah, me too. I didn't even study for the calc test.
Asian 1: How did you do?
Asian 2: 89.
Asian 1: Someone's getting the bamboo stick tonight.
by Aznorsomething April 3, 2010
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