Astral

adjective, used for when someone is being either exectionally goofy or exhibiting Cat like behaviour

After he fell down the Lubed stairs, nobody could look at him agan without thinking he pulled an Astral.

although they denied it, they did indeed enjoy cat food... how Astral of them

by Derpy_Bird March 10, 2025

Astral cucking

When one slows their brain activity in order to project themself into the astral realm. Then they proceed to enter a room in the astral realm where two people are having intercourse and they masterbate to the projection until completion.

Jt loves astral cucking in gruzz’s house.

by NAD ENTERPRISE August 4, 2025

Astral child

A child that is born from a human as a spirit, due to them breeding with one.

(e.g. 'A god and human had an astral child together and he was raised by his divine parent in the godly realm').

by Diana Lucius DeCollis January 5, 2025

Astral Force

The saltiest force in the universe, the main source of salt in the universe, associated with being a salty cunt

astral force is such a salty fuck

by the cancer of the internet July 29, 2017

Astral Drive Junior High

Its a school that smells like cheese and is to crappy for anyone to care about it.

Person 1 - Hey what school do you goto?
Person 2 - Astral Drive Junior High, why?
Person 1 - Andy Fisher, go think of what you just said!!

by andyrewrew October 7, 2011

Astral

Astral is an amazing girl whom everyone loves. She is a ray of sunshine where ever she walks. She makes you feel special and will listen to all your problems. She makes you want to do anything to see her smile. Also she liked guys named Christian.

Damn there goes Astral she's so cool.

by Not_Christian August 19, 2021

astral travelling

An action, during which one is physically present but, wondering in their mind mentally, not paying attention to reality.

Hey Jenny!...Jenny, hey! HEY! Teacher, Jenny is astral travelling again and not paying attention to class!!

by The demon under your bed. April 28, 2024