1. A
wet or dry fiberous material used to remove feces and dingleberries from a
person's asshole.
2. A unreliable person who constantly annoys others with acts that would drive anyone's anger levels to "
FUCKING PISSED!"
3. See one-upper.
1. "Son, we're outta toilet
paper! Get me some asswipes!
2. "DUDE! Stop tapping me on the
fucking shoulder, you
fucking asswipe! Get away from me!"