cock assault

The opposite of cock block.

Dan went on the cock assault.

by Wyld_Stallyn December 27, 2021

Full Force Glen Assault

Full Force Glen Assault -noun
1. When you are unknowingly assaulted by unsavory people, which leads to a undesirable situation.

Bob: Phil, you didn't tell me this party was going to have all these unsavory people at it! I canceled all my plans to come here!

Phil: Sorry Bob! This party is a real disgusting place, I agree. If I never have to come in contact with any of these people again it'll be okay with me.

Bob: Yeah Phil... this party was a Full Force Glen Assault.

by BigChud69SoFine June 22, 2008

cs_assault

A well-known Map from Counter-Strike.
Players must rescue hostages, or prevent the hostages from being rescued.

The Counter-Terrorists spawn outside a giant warehouse.
The Terroists spawn inside the warehouse.
Hostages are inside the warehouse also.
It is the Counter-Terrorists's job to inftrate the warehouse and rescue the hostages inside the warehouse.
The Terroists must not let the Counter-Terrorists rescue the hostages.
the "cs" infront of cs_assault is an abbreviation of 'Counter-Strike'

by Simon.F. aka [AWE] September 30, 2006

assault weapon

Any firewarm that is made out to look scary so that banning the civilian posession of it will appear politically correct to hypocritical sycophants who think that only governments and criminals should have guns and that fascist police states that arbitrarily massacre their own citizens are the best thing since sliced bread.

My god - that rimfire's not a plinker, it's a goddam assault weapon!

by Lior Bar-On June 15, 2004

Assault Media

Typical Media reporting cramming a one side contrived opinion to the masses differrent than main stream American
opinion.

The "Assault Media" describes Assault Weapon is used as any gun that looks like a military weapon even if is not a full automatic weapon. Inaccurate and hyped reporting with out true knowledge of facts.

by steelmanUS February 8, 2013

text assault

when you receive a barrage of texts from one person, most likely when they are pissed at you.

Jeff: "Dude you're popular- your phone is blowing up!"

Jim:"Nah, pissed off my girlfriend and she is waging a "text assault" on me."

by bird is very October 16, 2010

Assault Rifle

1, technical definition) According to the Oxford English dictionary, an assault rifle is "a rapid-fire, magazine-fed automatic rifle designed for infantry use." While most of them are legal in the US assault rifles are hard to obtain. They are also very expensive to operate with the ammo and maintenance, and take skill to use effectively. "Assault rifle" is a highly technical term and only applies to a handful of guns.

2, Democrat definition) Any large gun that looks scary.

3, Repiblican definition) A buzzword made up by gun grabber libtards who want to take away our constitution.

1) I really want a FN SCAR but they're so expensive!
2) No civilian should be able to own an AR! That's an assault rifle!
3) Stupid libtards are trying to take our 2A! I'll keep whatever damn gun I want! Assailt rifles aren't real!

by icantthinkofausername777 May 22, 2020