ass bandito

one whom mentions butt sex way too often and/or loves to make references to the homosexual lifestyle

see Azlan

by the frito bandito April 4, 2004

ass-bandito

a man who prefers the male of the species. in other words... he is a raging homo. those folk who like boys, the folk who would bash your bottom at the drop of a hat.

Hey, that guy is an ass-bandito. cock, that guy likes the old bit of the ass-bandito monster. you suck ass-bandito.

by adam and steve December 3, 2004

Ass Bandicoot

People who play the video game Crash Bandicoot, They are ass bandits for it and thats why

"dude did you see that jobless stoner playing Crash Bandicoot?

yeah bro I did he is an ass bandit, haha ass bandicoot, I mean what kind of faggot plays thats shit anyway, well the kind who like their shit pushed in, thats who

by 0342578-20157=572 vnqfd May 25, 2009

Ass Bandie

A gay marsupial (specifically a gay bandicoot)

After getting licked by Ripper Roo, Crash became an ass bandie.

by ScarceWindow180 May 23, 2024

Assbandit

A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.

Elton John.

by a friend. July 1, 2003

Assbandit

A gay male who sticks his penis up arses

That Carl is a right Assbandit

by biggetybiggetybong May 23, 2003

assbanditry

n. a foolish or inane act; something annoying and unnecessary

What inane assbanditry is this?!

by Jamesly Mulford Q. Mephesto Stafford the IV Warren September 21, 2003