At the circus the least talented performers are put inside the animal costumes. The horse costume requires 2 men. The circus owner determines which of the 2 stupid people is the absolute stupidest person and he is put at the rear. That guy is too stupid to find his own way around and so he's put in a job where all he has to do is hold onto other guy and follow him around.

Boss: How did the new worker do laying sods?

Employee: That guy is so stupid that I had to keep telling him it was green side up.

Boss: Shesh! What an Ass Clown!

Ass Clown by PurpleSwamper June 15, 2013

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ass clown

@waltloveridge curly headed fuck

person 1: omg look at that curly headed fuck
persn 2: hes such an ass clown

ass clown by ana loveridge February 21, 2010

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ass clown

someone that does idiotic things and thinks they are funny or cute

"Hey!Look at that guy that can't dance, what an ass clown!"

ass clown by ElenaV August 3, 2006

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ass clown

a person who gets hair from his ass and/or his nuts transplanted onto his bald head and pays for it

The biggest ass clown is the president of the I lost my hair but got it back thanks to the hair on my butt club

ass clown by ac slaya January 30, 2005

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