Asleep at the Bed

Getting told to do something when you’re already doing it.

“Mom yelled at me to take the trash as I was walking to the alley- the whole time I was asleep at the bed, y’know!”

by Bagelbag Slutdirt May 24, 2025

asleepness

asleepness (noun) /əˈsli pnəs/
1. The state or condition of being asleep; the quality of existing in a sleep state.
2. (Figurative or poetic) A state of mental or emotional detachment, stillness, or unawareness.

1. “Her face had the peaceful stillness of pure asleepness.”
2. “He drifted into a sort of asleepness, untouched by the chaos around him.”

by zenithzero June 7, 2025

my foot fell asleep

It’s when your foot gets pins and needles, or any part of your body! But when it gets pins and needles, you are just rephrasing “pins and needles”

Ex:
*martha has had her foot under her thigh folded for a while*
Martha: that was a good movie!

*marthat stands up*
Martha: ow my foot fell asleep!

by Jdhdjsjbdhejrbrhjebev November 18, 2020

you asleep

You just don't know, you have no idea, you're missing out.

"Have you heard that new Kendrick Lamar album?"
"No"
"Man, you asleep!"

by EL_R June 29, 2023

Asleeping

When someone is in a deep sleep

My mum is asleeping

by Turry o September 8, 2019

fell asleep

1. Sleeping, usually while on a transportation ride.

2. Past tense of fall asleep.

They fell asleep part of the way.

by srisuci.unsur February 15, 2017

the horses are asleep

turning up too early for something.

I turned up to work but the horses are asleep.

by ileaps November 3, 2023