I am falling asleep

Please help its Friday and I am in the middle of a test

GUY1 'hey Guy 2 how are you"
Guy2 "I am falling asleep

by Dead Rad November 27, 2020

asleepness

asleepness (noun) /əˈsli pnəs/
1. The state or condition of being asleep; the quality of existing in a sleep state.
2. (Figurative or poetic) A state of mental or emotional detachment, stillness, or unawareness.

1. “Her face had the peaceful stillness of pure asleepness.”
2. “He drifted into a sort of asleepness, untouched by the chaos around him.”

by zenithzero June 7, 2025

Asleep at the Bed

Getting told to do something when you’re already doing it.

“Mom yelled at me to take the trash as I was walking to the alley- the whole time I was asleep at the bed, y’know!”

by Bagelbag Slutdirt May 24, 2025

I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged

"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"

by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023

Asleeping

When someone is in a deep sleep

My mum is asleeping

by Turry o September 8, 2019

you asleep

You just don't know, you have no idea, you're missing out.

"Have you heard that new Kendrick Lamar album?"
"No"
"Man, you asleep!"

by EL_R June 29, 2023

the horses are asleep

turning up too early for something.

I turned up to work but the horses are asleep.

by ileaps November 3, 2023