ashtray on a motorcycle

To describe the art of uselessness within an object or individual

That Woman is about as much use as an Ashtray on a Motorcycle

by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016

velvet ashtray

Ejaculating on a woman's back and then putting your cigarette out in the semen.

I had no where to put out my cigarette, so i pulled out, jized on her back and gave her the ol' velvet ashtray.

by gride9000 September 6, 2010

Ashtray ass

1. An Ashtray ass is considered to be an ass that is so large that, you would be able to set an ashtray on it while fucking a chick from behind.

2. The side view of a woman with an Ashtray ass would have a shelf type look to it. So as to rest an Ashtray on the top of it.

John: "That's a fucking Ashtray ass if I ever saw one!"
Dick: "Fuck yeah I tossed one on there last week when I was owning that ass!"

by Blue Diablo October 10, 2008

hooker's ashtray

(n) The worst taste on earth.

(1) "That weed you scored was dope, but it tasted like a hooker's ashtray."

by A M Cossaro September 8, 2007

ashtray girl

The word for your female sexual partner who you get sexual excitement from when you use her to extinguish cigarettes.

Ouch.

"I hold an image of the ashtray girl by the cigarette burns on my chest" - Placebo - This Picture

by aLeX July 16, 2008

promiseland of ashtrays

when your fresh out of ciggarettes, screaming at the world, and you happen to stumble across a full ashtray glistening with beautiful butts just waiting for you to light them and take the remaining three hits.

"THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING PROMISELAND OF ASHTRAYS!"

by dextromethorphan moments December 2, 2009

pavlov's ashtray

The phenomenon whereby the sound made by tapping your pipe or bong stem in an ashtray will call every stoner within earshot.

Tap Pavlov's ashtray and let's start a Safety Meeting.

by Canis Maximus May 15, 2017