A mixed drink consisting of one part tequilla, and two parts peanut butter. Usually consisting of creamy peanut butter, some dare-devils choose to use chunky.
After chugging his Nutty Armadillo, Tim began to choke, for he did not realize that he used chunky peanut butter.
by Stan Trebazi January 19, 2012
Get the Nutty Armadillomug. by The Sock Stealer March 15, 2020
Get the horny armadillomug. I can't wait for Thursday! Austin will be performing a sexy coffee inspired table dance special for only $13.99, while dressed like a Persian Armadillo!
by Alifuego July 26, 2020
Get the persian armadillomug. After sex when the female falls asleep, shave her head bald and masterbate, ejaculating all over her bald head. Then shave off your pubic hair and stick it on her head with the man glue. Inspired by the great Cody Ward.
by D.J. Tanner September 14, 2005
Get the Dancin' Armadillomug. Bizarre; crazy; happy; Smoking like a chimney, like a freight train or just all around getting smoked out!
by drdimples March 31, 2017
Get the smoking armadillomug. This term describes those who are cool and awesome and do not make a big deal of it, like an armadillo hids from danger, armadillo swaggers hid from the big lights and just act awesome without broadcasting it.
by kevoritels October 22, 2011
Get the armadillo swagmug. A sexual act, where you butter or oil a floor, spin your woman around on the oiled or buttered floor while you and others repeatedly piss and shit on her for 5 minutes, after the 5 minutes, someone throws a brick at her, this curling her up in a ball
Guy: dude did you see Marsha this morning?
Friend: yea she was bruised up
Guy: yea we gave her a Filthy Armadillo
Friend: yea she was bruised up
Guy: yea we gave her a Filthy Armadillo
by disturbed armadillo June 5, 2011
Get the Filthy Armadillomug.