April 17 2005

if your bday is on this day you have the biggest dick and unlimited money

petal - whens your bday?
glor2k - April 17 2005

petal - 😱
glor2k - ❓

by glor2k business associate January 4, 2023

17 april

Day after National horny day 16 april
Comes national smile day 17 April

Today you can ask anyone to send their pictures of their smile

Fuck Nudes, its 17 april send me pictures of your smile

by Shavlakadze April 16, 2020

17 April jocie appreciation day

The random day we tell jocelyn natalie yunardi that she may be short but we are all scared of her. JK love you my teeny tiny docs wearing phomo queen.

gotta go gift shopping for 17 April jocie appreciation day... yikes

by GaRrY25 February 5, 2023

april 17th

National boyfriend appreciation day

Girl#1:did you know April 17th is national bf appreciation day
Girl#2guuurl no didn't gotta get me a man before that

by Poop0111 April 16, 2018

April 17th

April 17th all men can receive one free blowjob

It’s April 17th I need to go get my free blowjob!

by Dirtman567 April 17, 2021

April 17th

National get laid day if its ur birthday you have to get laid or your a bitch

Mommm it’s national get laid day April 17th
Okay son let me fuck you real quick

by Big_Daddy42069 October 27, 2019

April 17th

National shut the fuck up bitch day!

Mia: talking too much

Mazzy: mia, it’s April 17th

Mia: oh shit

by daddy.chill November 15, 2019