april 13

The month of axes, Thomas Jeffersons birthday and the day where an asteroid might hit us in 2036.

THE YEAR 2036 APRIL 12TH

A: Hey have you heard about tomorrow april 13th?
B: Oh I hear that's Thomas Jeffersons birthday!
A: Ah yes, and an asteroid will be hitting the planet killing thousands of people
B: lol!

by Ponkpunk May 28, 2018

April,13

It’s a day

It’s April,13

by Timmmmmmyyoi April 13, 2019

April 13 2002

That is the date that you tried to switch paper providers

Please your my best client dont turn this into another April 13 2002

by Rash1d10 April 17, 2022

Smack ass (April 13 )

On Friday April 13 is smack ass day , you can smack any ass

Smack ass (April 13 ) you smack any ass

by (()$$ May 25, 2018

april 13 national kiss day 2018

Kiss your crush and they cant back away!

YOU :I'm gonna kiss you
Crush:It is national kiss day(april 13 national kiss day 2018)

by Posidon1234 May 26, 2018

National Motor Boat Titties Day - April 13

On April 13 you are aloud to motor boat anyone’s titties

friend: hey you know what day it is
friend 2: hell ya it’s National motor boat titties day - april 13

by _Hannah_Baker___ May 25, 2018

October 13 & April 14

The days in which two lazy bitches began walking this earth.

October 13 & April 14 are the two days of the year when bitches be triflin.

by Vigilant Eyes November 5, 2019