apricot jam

someone whom is about to end their life

*in bio*

‘apricot jam’
*translates to*
‘i’m hurt and am thinking of taking a long sleep’

by apricots April 19, 2021

Apricotting

The correct term for 'uppercut'. To punch or to kick somebody in an upwards motion.

'Then Apricot'
'I think it's an uppercut'
'I don't care, I'm calling it an apricot'
*proceeds to do the act of apricotting*

by NoahJones August 20, 2017

A Slippery Apricot

Similar to a slippery slope, but in relation to mistakes. A mistake that is an impetus and leads to other mistakes down the line - often costly ones that cascade further.

Skipping my morning workout was a slippery apricot, as I didn't get anything done the entire day.

by Patagonia19 September 2, 2023

gone off apricot

When apricots go off.

The gone off apricots smelled like piss.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023

APRICOT Test

Acronym: A.P.R.I.C.O.T

An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.

A: Appearance

-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality

-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations

-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence

-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications

-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities

-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.

"Hey bro, how is that girl you were mac'n on the other day?"

"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."

by Nighthawk&crew December 25, 2017

Dirty Apricot

Calling someone a dirty apricotis a questionable insult but it’s a bloody good one if you ask me, it automatically puts ur opponent into shame making them feel sorry for themselves because no body else could give a fuck as their a dirty apricot.

“Cunt your a fucking dirty apricot”

by Paige the Bogan April 11, 2019

Apricot Queen

1. Bubbly Clumsy person with brown LUTCHous hair

2. Friends with a salt shaker

3. Friends with grasshoppers (gertrude, estrella, pavilion, large cheese)

4. better than you

5. there is only one in the world

"I am amazing."
"Dude you're an Apricot Queen."

by Apricot Queen August 31, 2016