APRICOT Test

Acronym: A.P.R.I.C.O.T

An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.

A: Appearance

-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality

-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations

-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence

-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications

-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities

-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.

"Hey bro, how is that girl you were mac'n on the other day?"

"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."

by Nighthawk&crew December 25, 2017

Apricot Queen

1. Bubbly Clumsy person with brown LUTCHous hair

2. Friends with a salt shaker

3. Friends with grasshoppers (gertrude, estrella, pavilion, large cheese)

4. better than you

5. there is only one in the world

"I am amazing."
"Dude you're an Apricot Queen."

by Apricot Queen August 31, 2016

dyslexic apricot

any Gordon Ramsay insult, fits with idiot sandwich, dense cabbage, emotional salami, etc.

A: have you heared of insert name B: the dyslexic apricot?? Oh yeah!

by emotional salami December 14, 2020

Apricot Jimmy

To wank off a homless man with a handfull of apricot jam.

"did you hear? Sally gave that hobo an Apricot Jimmy for half a sandwich!

by MadHa77er November 2, 2021

apricot belly

When a skinny girl has a little bit of a belly. Usually cute or sexy

“i love her apricot belly”
“i want an apricot belly bitch”

by xstel June 28, 2023

gone off apricot

When apricots go off.

The gone off apricots smelled like piss.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023

Apricotting

The correct term for 'uppercut'. To punch or to kick somebody in an upwards motion.

'Then Apricot'
'I think it's an uppercut'
'I don't care, I'm calling it an apricot'
*proceeds to do the act of apricotting*

by NoahJones August 20, 2017