Applepants

When someone kicks you in the crotch so hard that your dick swells into the size of an apple.

Person 1: OMG I can't believe she kicked him in the nuts so hard!

Person 2: Yeah he's totally got applepants.

by Kannibis March 29, 2010

Applenaut

The term applenaut is derived from the act of smoking marijuana from a pipe made from an apple. Much like astronauts, when you smoke, your objective is to get high. Generally speaking, astronauts also get high when they are in space, hence the term applenaut.

Guy one: "Hey, how are we going to smoke this?"
Guy two: "Oh dude, we are totally going to applenaut this one!"

by Battletoads For Wii June 25, 2010

Walrus Applause

When someone comes out with an utterly stupid comment and after promptly realising what they have said, you clap your hands like a walrus and sarcasticly complement their intelligence

Mark: who put all these silly fans in my computer *rips them out*... oh wait, i need them to stop it overheating don't i
Jeff: *arw arw - walrus applause* well done mark, clever boy :B

by AncientSalami September 4, 2010

round of applause

To clap two hands together, while in an area that is usually to tight to fit more than two fingers.

Wow, look at that tiny little dress. I bet you could give that chick a round of applause!

by LongJohnsonSiver March 21, 2007

Applause

Before 5th grade, both males and females have no reproductive organs, just a plateau of skin. The only sexual thing they can do is hit their plateaus together making the sound of hands clapping.

Mom: Honey, do you hear what Timmy and Sally are doing?
Dad: They're just giving applause to the movie they're watching.

by HustlerKidd February 18, 2009

applenism

A term describing the communistic traits of the Apple corporation, founded by Steve Jobs. Applenism is a result of no one apple compliance being compatible with any other operating system or compliance other than itself. Compatibility with outside surrounding forces is possible, yet there is a wall of insurmountable force to breach. When buying the apple computer, you must then purchase an iPod to ensure everything is in working order.

Applenism will ensure the music bought is fine...as long as you want to keep it in iTunes. If any attempts are made to extract the valuable tunes from its software, one may lose his/her mind or become subjugated to by a iPad...even though it has nothing to do with iTunes; a prime example of the brainwashing of Applenism.

Much like communism, Applenism is accepted by many, and they look for the day Steve Jobs rises from the grave as the antichrist. For others who may find apple products a simple and cool fun device, we fight for freedom and the ability to pay $0.99 for songs without firmware, another prim example of applenism.

Example:

Friend: "Dude this music wont play, on my freaken device, what up with this."

Me: "Have you been taken captive by applenism and bought an iPod?"

Friend: "No"

Me "Then you must my child, MUAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Zealousbuck October 4, 2012

Applause from the back row

When you're having sex and your balls slap your bitch's ass so hard it sounds like clapping.

Guy: Bitch that was the best fucking sex ever.
Bitch: Yeah I know, I think even the neighbors were clapping!
Guy: Bitch, please. That was an applause from the back row.

by bigdickKersh October 21, 2012