apprentice

A shit fed, beer cooled journeyman operated device. Can be used for haulin, tuggin, luggin, or any other unjourneyman like task. Can be found at the bottom of the ocean with another sub species of it's type otherwise known as wale shit.

"Go get an apprentice to dig that ditch."

"We need an apprentice to clean up this tool room it's a mess."

by dadsalt May 13, 2008

Apprentice

a stupid show that everyone cant resist watching, including me people compete to work for trump, (a job which they probably dont do anything for him, i doubt they ever see trump again after the show)- all you see is trump acting as if he owns the world and bragging about how good all his companies are doin, its just a big commerical to see what a buisnessman trump is, i hate him, i hate his show, yet i watch it every week

You see Trump on the Apprentice? what an egomaniac.

by ushouldbefired December 26, 2005

Apparent

collective noun: The modern single parent family unit

child 1: Do you live with your mum and dad?
child 2: No I live with Apparent.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

apparently

a parent that uses Grammarly

That person is an apparently.

by BluestarPro January 3, 2020

sorcerer's apprentice

mopping you loved ones but crack with your hair.

my live partner give me a sorcerer's apprentice with pepto bismol.

by Big daddy Irish October 8, 2011

Apparent

Obvious to everybody (rather than subtle).

His reason wasnt apparent, but he still had one.

by Solid Mantis October 14, 2020

Apparently Land

The land where all your lies go. Whenever you tell a lie it becomes a reality in the parallel universe of apparently land. The larger your apparently land is, the more you lie.

In apparently land Steve is not cuckolded by his wife.

by ConorJ February 26, 2011