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the aristocrats

Title of infamous joke without a punchline. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. The middle is improvised, with gross, incetuous and obscene sexual acts often the topic of choice. The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies "the aristocrats."
"That doesn't make any fucking sense. Why is 'the aristocrats' funny?"
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nicole aniston

thicc blonde with some big ass tities
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Aniston

Aniston is one of the best friends you will ever have. If Your lucky enough to be her girlfriend, make sure you stay with her. She is loving and caring even if she isn’t in the best mood. She will always make you laugh even at serious times. She is insecure even though she shouldn’t be because she is beautiful. I am so happy I have an Aniston in my life. She makes your day a thousand times better. Also she is dummy thiccc
Aniston is dummy thiccc
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Aristo-Cock

The cheap-as-shit, rot-gut booze post-consumptive effect which transforms an otherwise semi-reasonable, fairly cooperative, yet over-confident individual into a completely belligerent, abusive and self-destructive asshole.
Oh snap! He just polished off a full handle of Aristocrat! Here comes the Aristo-Cock...take cover!
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Apostolos

Pertaining to the twelve apostles. A godley name, proud, religious, determined are all characterisitcs pertaining to the use of this name. Christian, orthodox background. Highly sought after name in hellenic circles.
Apostolos the great.
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aristotle

Perhaps the greatest philosopher of his time, and surely one the greatest philosophers of all time. Aristotle was alive in Greece from 384-322 B.C.

Aristotle is well remembered for his development of "logic." Do note that he did not (obviously) invent logic, however greatly influenced its progression.
His format on which he based his logic was used for centuries after his death -- and much is still echoed even today.

Specifically, Aristotle produced provocative arguments and commentaries centering around humanity and human functions. Among them: the singular lifestyle that, if adopted plurally, would yield true and sustained happiness to all -- forever. However, after hearing a lecture on the subject, you truly need not look any further than the utopias and dystopias illustrated throughout literature, such as in "The Giver" or "Brave New World." Aristotle's philosophy on 'true happiness,' perhaps original for its time, has become almost as common as a cliche' and just as easily passed off as "wishful thinking."

However, the beauty of logic is that it never actually needs to be congruent with realism.
Aristotle said:
"The individual, when isolated, is not self-sufficing, and therefore he is like a part in relation to the whole. But whoever is unable to live in society, or who has no need of it because he is sufficienct for himself, must be either a beast or a god."
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jennifer aniston

Actress who will most likely be remembered for her role on 'Friends' as Rachel. She is one of the most physically overrated individuals in Hollywood as she is not nearly as beautiful as people make her out to be. Also an overrated actress.
TV Viewer #1: Dude did you see Jennifer Aniston on TV? I wanna hit that.

TV Viewer #2: Fool! Get off the band wagon shes astoundingly overrated. Wouldn't you much rather enjoy a nice piece of Courtney Cox instead?
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