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Antoine

Antoines are boring unlike Heinrichs, they always talk about rom-coms and musicals, they're so boring, they're assholes who are boring, they are the enemy of Heinrichs, if you ever meet an Antoine then slap them in the face and never talk to them again, they also like Santa Claus conquers the Martians. Who likes that shit movie?
you're such an Antoine, Antoine
by Ya Friend October 8, 2019
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Dirty Antoine

When you and two of your friends be fucking a girl , and at the moment of her blowing someone the other 2 come and try to stick it in her ears ( the B looks like a cross-joint )
1-Yesterday we turned that bitch to cross joint just like the one Antoine rolls

2-Oh shit you gave her the dirty Antoine
by Yournextdad February 7, 2022
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Antoine

There is everything in Antoine.
Where is the clé à molettes. It's in Antoine.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Antoine

He is the type of guy you should give your money to for endless blessings. Don't ask or worry about what he will do with your money, just send it to him. Your luck will increase 100 fold and it will be more than worth it. It’s the easiest way to gain wealth, health or find a romantic partner. All your stresses and problems will evaporate

Antoine's are highly worthy of praise and should always be put in positions of power to make decisions.
guy 1: "It's amazing that you won the lottery"
guy 2 (lottery winner): "I saw Antoine on the way to the shop and gave him a lot of money, next thing I knew I was rich!"
guy 1: "I need to send Antoine some money myself what's his bank details?"

girl 1: "your business is going so well, it seems like God is answering your prayers"
girl 2 (now a multi-millionaire business owner): "girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, I decided to believe the hype and send Antoine £2'000, next thing i know LVMH bought my clothing line"
girl 1: "That's incredible i'm going to send him £4'000 and watch my life turn around"
girl 2 (now a multi-millionaire business owner): "Do it as soon as you can! Now Kylie Jenner and Beyonce want to modely for me i'm so blessed"
by HonestTommy12 November 23, 2021
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The Antoine Special

A pizza topped with bacon, pineapple, and pepperoni.
I devoured a slice of heaven, dressed with bacon, pineapple, and pepperoni - behold, The Antoine Special!
by idontknowambar March 14, 2024
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Antoine

Antoine is the realist friend you could ever have, he is someone who people can easily get attached to and once they do it’s hard to let go of. He is the true definition of a Goat, he is truly one of a kind and someone you’d never want to let go of. When he loves, he loves hard and puts his whole heart into things he’s passionate about. People named Antoine tend to be very athletic and social.
When I need advice I go to Antoine.
by RestoredHades April 22, 2022
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The Antoine Move

When you buy a pc without buying a monitor so you use the monitor of your sibling.
Me: My brother bought a pc without buying a monitor so now he's using mine :(

Person: Ah The Antoine Move, I see.
by anonymous April 3, 2022
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