Angry Pirate 

When two individual of opposite sexes are engaging in intercourse and the male proceeds to punch the girl in one eye, kick her in the knee and then call her a dirty slut with rotten herpes. The female will walk and talk like and angry pirate with her eye covered and limping.

Some sorostitute was talking to me during sex about some stupid shit so I did made her an Angry Pirate

Angry Pirate by James R. Pennington III September 7, 2004

angry pirate 

When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they grunt in disapproval. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As they are extremely pissed, limping and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass right off.

I am so mad at him right now, I'd love to angry pirate him!

angry pirate by Cummy worm November 12, 2010

angry pirate 

A good term to use When my male lover gives me head. When im about to cum i shoot it in his eyes. I get all the cum in his eyes and he squints. He gets angry and screams, therefore i gave him an angry pirate.

Sal couldnt give me head last night so I just gave my brother an angry pirate instead.

angry pirate by M. Rehmeyr February 13, 2008

angry pirate 

When a man blows his load in a girls eye and then make a loud "errrrrrr" nose, such as a pirate would make.

I gave that girl an angry pirate last night, it was deadly!

angry pirate by n/a October 19, 2003

Angry Pirate 

When receiving a blow job, the receiver blows their load into the giver's eye, causing the giver to grimace, put their hand over their eye (like a patch), and scream, "Argh!"

She was going down on me and I waited until the last second to tell her I was about to come. As she pulled away, I got her in the eye and she looked like an Angry Pirate.

Angry Pirate by Midgets Are Cool January 12, 2004

angry pirate 

its when your fucking a girl in the ass and then you spit on her back. she thinks your done, but when she turns around you kick her in the shin and then she goes ARR-ARR-ARR!

the angry pirate got the 96 year old woman every time

angry pirate by dingleberry March 28, 2005

angry pirate 

When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they'll grunt in anger. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As your partner is extremely pissed off, hobbling and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass off.

I am SO pissed at him right now, I want to surprise angry pirate him!

angry pirate by Cummy worm November 10, 2010