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André is a guy that doesnt give a shit about anything. He is just on another planet all the time. He is really awkward and im pretty sure he doesnt know how he got here. Also he puts milk before the cereal so he could just be a psicopath.

Ps: but if you wanna hang out with him, hes all for it. He probably dong know where hes going but hes going with you.
Yo that guy's name is probably André.
He just crossed the street without looking both ways.

As in portuguese we say: "Esse gajo ta bue atoa ya"
André by TitoKnowsManyWords November 22, 2021
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André is known for being an extremely handsome guy. He is desired by both men and women and often does his shopping at Auchan Hipermercados. Everyone recognizes that André is one of the best FIFA pro players of all time. This person is very attractive and it was made on a shipwreck back in New Orleans.
André can sometimes be called Flor, Sol or just Sunflower.
Afonso1: OMG! André is so beautiful!
Girl1: André is a gorgeous human being! I wanna be his girlfriend !

EA Sports Manager: What a great player he is !
André by slavesofwrath345 November 22, 2021
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André is a guy highly motivated he can be good at anything if he wants.
André is a ultra focused person that likes to be a try-hard at almost everything.
He's not the most beautifull but is a pacient and smart guy.
André is a guy open to changes.
Carla: Whos that guy there almost killing himself running?
Jessica: Probably André
André by That stupidass guy November 22, 2021
Name comonly used to describe a Brown king,well endowed,strong ,handsome,leader of men.
André knows his shit,they say he spits chocolate thunder.
André by Rickkyy tgewize November 22, 2021
André is a named commonly used in French and Dutch, It represents Honor and sacrifice, sometimes even heroic. André is also a word to describe a guy who everyone likes and who everyone respects, is also a guy who has a lot of friends no matter their ideology, beliefs or ideas.

André can also work for masculine and feminine but it’s commonly used for masculine
And Example of an André is a guy who is not selfish and ignorant or who thinks helping others is more important than helping himself
André by Gamer2346192 November 22, 2021
André is a fucking sexy person. This person has contacts and will fuck u up if you mess with them. André is good at art and has a good taste for music. Also, they smoke and get all the girls.

Note: André has a 7 inch monster cock
Omg, André is so sexy!
I need a André in my life.
André by SeggsyFeebas69 November 22, 2021
André is a fucking sexy person. This person has contacts and will fuck u up if you mess with them. André is good at art and has a good taste for music. Also, they smoke and get all the girls.

Note: André has a 7 inch monster cock
Omg, André is so sexy!
I need a André in my life.
André by SeggsyFeebas69 November 22, 2021