almost couple 

When a guy and a girl do everything that a dating couple would do, except have sex. This includes:
1. Walking to class together
2. Talking late at night and early in the morning
3. Telling the girl that she looks beautiful everyday
4. Wanting to go to college near each other
5. Spending excessive time together
6. Communicating without talking

Lulu: Are you and Kesela an almost couple?
Ship Captain: Yeah, Kesela is my almost girlfriend!

almost couple by Lu1u February 28, 2009

almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.

Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.

almost-deads by YAWA February 21, 2020

Almost Arlington 

a sweet band from Williamstown NJ.
currently recording their EP in Poughkeepsie NY with Goot. (as of 8/13/08)
check them out.
www.myspace.com/almostarlington

Dude! Almost Arlington's singer is so sick! The way he belts those tunes out! Hot damn!

Almost Arlington by TRBMan October 8, 2008

Almost 16 

a person who is ashamed to say they are 15 because most of their friends are already 16 and are going to turn in a matter of weeks. Losers but so outgoing, smart and beautiful thats why they have older friends. :

how old are you?
almost 16

Almost 16 by sunshine1993 April 14, 2009

almost elite

A World of Warcraft guild known for its magnanimous reputation to it's allies and unyielding policy to it's foes. The only guild worth mentioning on the terrible server Dethecus. Founded by 5k+1, also known as King Kyxe, King Mezz, King Ru, King Sup, King Bic, and their minion Stosse.

Terrible dethecus player 1: MAN DID YOU SEE ALMOST ELITE?!!111
Terrible dethecus player 2: hell ya mang dey prektikally owne dis survr!!111oneleven

almost elite by kingjoy September 10, 2008

almost fight 

A fight that is about to happen when it is broken up by either an authoritative figure or one of the combatants. Usually the latter happens because one of the fighters is a pussy, and won't fight after challenging, even with all the backup he can bring. This sort of person may also go around acting gangster but talking his way out of a fight if he gets one.

The biggest thing to happen at Lynbrook was an almost fight, where a white boy from Tino came to challenge a person from Lynbrook. The Tino kid brought thirty more white boys to back him up, while the Lynbrook guy brought only ten, but the Tino guys pussyd out and ran back to their cars and drove away.

almost fight by LynbrookViking July 16, 2008

almost mater 

a college or university you attended long enough that you should have graduated, but didn't.

Of course I root for Cal, that's my almost mater. I spent 5 years there, partied a lot, never did graduate.

almost mater by western_addy April 1, 2010