by Alex Quantashassle February 13, 2005
by Fried salmon February 20, 2021
When you drink a hot beverage -- preferably the eponymous almond steamer -- and then blow on a woman's clitoris.
by stupid sexy flanders June 03, 2018
Almond Time is believed to be of German decent. Its exact meaning is surrounded in mystery and is now only recognised in the colander of Numberportoligy. It is common place during Almond Time to give gingerbread men as gifts.
by R Mccabe September 04, 2007
Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.
Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
A moderate to brisk walk in an upward direction in attempt to burn off excess calories that were consumed in a corporate office building cafeteria.
by Oriental November 01, 2011
by Umadetypo May 13, 2021