allergic erection

What happens when a male person erects for no apparent reason. Often embarrassing. Can be caused by sexual posters, gayness, or fish.

I must be coming down with something. I'm having an allergic erection.

by Watkinius December 2, 2010

Allergious

Having an allergic reaction to something that is contagious.

I am allergious to that contaminated Peanut Butter!

by Sugar Chef Baker September 25, 2013

allergic to nuts

1. slang for a lesbian or a straight guy

2. a bad, common allergy

1. damn, that girl didn't try to pick up a single guy tonight. She must be allergic to nuts.

2. my dad is allergic to nuts, in both ways.

by dopeonarope August 29, 2006

allergic nosebleed

A nosebleed from stupid fucking allergies

I got an allergic nosebleed yesterday

by The Zonda August 6, 2015

Allergies

I’m allergic to the sun

I have allergies

by dumb waves May 22, 2019

Clown Allergies

1. Sneezing that is blamed on your co-workers.
2. Feeling ill dealing with incompetent co-workers.

That clown sitting in the cube next to me is giving me clown allergies.

by Dust373 August 17, 2012

Vaee x Xans allergic reaction

Its a too lovely couple that they're desperate to kill themselves.

Oh my god, TheComicSans and Spinach is having the Vaee x Xans allergic reaction!

by Spinachh February 21, 2017