Allentown Crabapple

Origins are likely unknown - I'd assume Allentown, but I'm really doubtful of that. I heard it from this kid at a show in Cleveland, and just thought it so bizzare, I had to include it.

An Allentown Crabapple is just another word for penis, or rockhard errection.

"I'm gonna break her off some ol' allentown crabapple."

by WiSE May 25, 2004

allete

The girl is normally smart, nice and possibly has common sense. However, she is also very mean and even wants to kick you in the back sometimes. She is also not good at doing her homework.

Boy: Hey Allete did you do your homework?
Allete:*panicked face*

by Lolololpizza January 13, 2020

Allentown

Full of aggressive Latinos and Blacks. Center City and East side are ghetto as hell. Gang members living off their mothers and women who have 3-8 children to survive instead of being a decent member of society. Unfortunately, their excessive number of offspring will be stuck in the same way of life because of their loser parents. Not a place you want to live and definitely not the right place to raise children. Shootings daily, especially in the summer, the crime skyrockets. Sorry, not sorry but this is because those from the jungles get all hot blooded and crazy in higher temperatures. Seriously, it is dead quiet in the winter for the most part, they all stay inside because they arent built for the cold weather. Even if you are extremely Liberal, if you are white, you will become a racist living here. Also, terrible drivers, worse than Jersey.

Allentown is where you go to be a methhead and die.

by Eulalie91 May 3, 2020

Allentown

One of the nicest places in Pennsylvania. Home of Dorney Park and some of the friendliest people. Murder Rate was low in 2005, only 11 people. That's below average for a big state like that. There is people who can leave their keys in their car while its running and nothing will happen. I know this because i go there every weekend to get out of the hood. That's maybe the reason while the murder rate was 11 and not a lower number because alot of people go to Allentown to get out of the slums and move to a better place to change their life. Too many people cluddered in one place from alot of different hoods is going to eventually fight because it's the way they grew up. Learning to mean mug and grill others and it'll be a fight from there.

Allentown is such a great city to live in and do not believe any of the gossip that goes around saying that its bad with alot of black people roaming around with crack heads because Allentown's government won't allow anyone to roam around homeless and it's more white people in the city than any other race.

by Race908 August 31, 2006

allentown

A town in Pennsylvania that has a most excellent Fair called the , "Great Allentwon Fair," which had a concert showing The Magic Numbers, Ween, Sonic Youth, and the all amazing Flaming Lips. The Flaming Lips of which had a very elaborate performance including streamers, confetti, human sized hamster balls, santa clauses, aliens, smoke machines, strobe lights, a giant pair of hands, japanese people, teletubbies, and a nun.

Wow, I love Allentown purely because of it's entertainment.

by mOnkEy Do September 1, 2006

Allentown pa

City in Pennslyvania. Great place to grow up racially diverse. Great people, great city, great schools. However the white people dont like the fact that theres alot of hispanics, because theyre most likely jealous. FUCK the haters, like the one above me.

Allentown is a great place to live, where your children will grow up in a racially diverse background.

by anthonysuarez August 26, 2005

Allentown Special

When an individual parks their vehicle in the street, turns on their hazard lights, and exits in order to enter a store or house without losing their spot in traffic. Named as such for its common occurrence in downtown Allentown, Pennsylvania.

"Hey man, you were 20 minutes late picking me up from the airport."
"Sorry, dude, I ran into about 10 Allentown Specials on the way up here."

by MJC923 August 20, 2019