by SpiderWebb2.0 August 6, 2023
Get the Alistairmug. A guy who is so cool that he makes Elon Musk seem like a Chad (which is one status below "Giga Chad"). An Alistair might seem like his Schlong is only 17", but in actuality, it is 40". It is also a well-known fact that anyone who doesn't like an Alistair will suffer the wrath of the shrexy Poseidon. Alistairs usually have a bank account with numbers ranging from 15-80 zeros. They also make a living off of signing people's important possessions. I mean, who wouldn't want their baby to be signed by an Alistair?
by Not Alistair March 4, 2022
Get the Alistairmug. The personification of intelligence and also SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????
Your really acting like Alistair Tusar when you say SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????
by The True and Real Definitions July 11, 2024
Get the Alistair Tusarmug. Good At football. Can do you all up in a bunch together. Likes punching people.
Stays personal. Keeps confined. Hates when people call him something that he's not. Makes random jokes that ARE NOT FUNNY but does it consantly which makes it funny. Likes to fight. Can smite u if you say no. Likes to mess around. Is fast. Hates a particular primary school person. HAS FRIENDS NOTIN ELSE
Stays personal. Keeps confined. Hates when people call him something that he's not. Makes random jokes that ARE NOT FUNNY but does it consantly which makes it funny. Likes to fight. Can smite u if you say no. Likes to mess around. Is fast. Hates a particular primary school person. HAS FRIENDS NOTIN ELSE
Alistair Hates Teacher = alastair getting detention = alastair = alastair breaking out of univesity and high school.
by Alistair Sudo 123 February 7, 2022
Get the Alistairmug. by TheRobsssonius November 23, 2021
Get the Alistairmug. A real low down and dirty son of a bitch that'll put the can in cannibalism if you get between him an a hot meal when he's hungry. Either patient as hell or temper on a hair trigger, one of the two. Slightly, vindictive slightly savage side that finds trouble. Goes with the name; defender of man. He's loyal. He's full of shit and can be annoying at times. And how oblivious he can be is infruriating. The reality is he has a shy sensitive side and has no game.
Omeegee you're an Alistair!? Your dick too big, too much effort get f*ck out
But I paid for an hour
You go now, f*ck off, too big, no refund, get f*ck out.
Bro that guy Alistair we did cocaine with in the back alley that time was such a chill dude. He bought a bag and got $5 change from the dealer.
I can't believe Alistair broke up with me after 'not reciporicating oral sex' was played in a game of cards against humanity. He was so good with his tongue and fingers.
What?? You weren't sucking his dick?
No, didn't need to, do you have any idea how huge that thing is?
But I paid for an hour
You go now, f*ck off, too big, no refund, get f*ck out.
Bro that guy Alistair we did cocaine with in the back alley that time was such a chill dude. He bought a bag and got $5 change from the dealer.
I can't believe Alistair broke up with me after 'not reciporicating oral sex' was played in a game of cards against humanity. He was so good with his tongue and fingers.
What?? You weren't sucking his dick?
No, didn't need to, do you have any idea how huge that thing is?
by woke@$6ruh July 23, 2022
Get the Alistairmug.