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alcohol enthusiast

"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm an alcohol enthusiast"
-Ricky
by Gizers June 19, 2017
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Acostavist

An activist who pretends they are an objective reporter.
That reporter on CNN would drink Barack Obama's bath water if given the chance. He is an Acostavist.
by Sam Eith August 8, 2018
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Alcohol Wise

A stupid course by 3rd Millenium Classrooms that all college freshman have to take. Unfortunately, the course's content is overly complicated and rigged so you wouldn't be able to complete it. It's split into two parts with part 2 being even worse.
If you're ever forced to take Alcohol Wise, then too freaking bad. You will fail every time and you won't be able to complete college.
by The Real Driller October 7, 2018
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alcohol police

An affectionate name an alcoholic mother has for her alcohol-free daughter... because, well, she's an immature alcoholic who knows her daughter is a better human that she is.
"I want to share that that I feel you have taken on the role of Alcohol police. I know you don’t really want to judge me. And, don’t want to believe you are somehow better than me. It’s just where your head is right now. I understand."
by GlazeHer August 29, 2021
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accost the perimeter

Often done to prepare oneself to frost the perimeter, before one drops a messy pile of stool towards the hatch. Respectable men will always accost a perimeter before they frost it.
I could hear Boris accosting that perimeter for like 10 minutes before I actually heard stool splashing into the bowl!

Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!

Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.

The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.

The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.
by GerthPaul December 1, 2022
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Achievement alcohol

Alcohol earned through considerable effort.
Jimbo: The damn store was closed so I had to go two towns over, in the snow, without shoes, while being chased by wolves, to get these distilled beverages.

Eoin: Ooooh, Achievement alcohol. lemme try.
by Yokisaan May 18, 2010
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Alcohobbit

A short/smaller person that tends to drink a lot, and in great amounts.
Bryon White is an Alcohobbit.
by mystery guy sea March 10, 2011
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