ahmed

ahmed is a genuine nice guy overall. All the ladies love ahmed.
HOWEVER, his one major problem is that he KEEPS FARTING AND HE CANT CONTROL HIS DIARREAH

DONT BE AN AHMED, JUST GO TO THE TOILET!

by warrors_LA December 14, 2019

Ahmed

Super hot and sexy. He loves pussy and booty.

Ahmed super hot guy and sexy loves pussy and booty.

by Geek 2.0 February 24, 2020

Ahmed

A crackhead that pretends to be boujee and though they’re broke as a motherfucker.

Ahmed: I bOuGhT tHiS bAg FoR 7 tHoUsAnD!1!1!
Normal Person: stfu we know you bought that shit from a heroine addict in an alley

by KYRIEBIH May 29, 2018

ahmed

the kinda person who u can make laugh easily u never get bord of using bad jokes on him

me: why did the man cross the road?
ahmed:why?
me:to get to the other side
ahmed:ha ha ha ha ha

by wonder woman February 18, 2005

Ahmed Ahmed

A serial rapist who loves Cinnamon Toast Crunch

I got free WiFi from Ahmed Ahmed. But I don't remember anything form last week

by Renton YAP August 15, 2018

Ahmed

AKA Mr. Steal yo girl. This perfect specimen dazzles any women he comes into contact with. How could he not with that perfect jaw.

Girl: Hey look it's Ahmed! I hope he says hi to me.
Ahmed: Hey.
Girl: *Faints*

by THGOT September 11, 2020

ahm

a short for I am, I'm or I m

Kno wat ahm sayin nigga?

by Athéna Pallas December 29, 2007