Fucking on the infield of a baseball diamond, the gentleman (on top) holds the backs of the ladies ankles in the air, pulls out at point of ejaculation, leans up and foward and shoots his load on the ladies face and hair. Then spinning her face down by the ankles he breads the coated areas with dirt. Allow to dry.
by King Danish April 21, 2009
A programmer, or group of programmers, more interested in tacking more and more "bloatware" features to software, rather then cleaning up and optimizing existing code. Usually using the excuse "Computers are faster now, they can handle it"
Any real programmer knows performance > features and splash screens are soooo 2001.
Any real programmer knows performance > features and splash screens are soooo 2001.
Timeline of Photoshop suffering from Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)
load times on top performance computers.
Version Number
5 5 Seconds
6 10 Seconds
7 15 Seconds
CS 30 Seconds
CS2 20 Seconds
CS3 20 Seconds
CS4 35 Seconds
load times on top performance computers.
Version Number
5 5 Seconds
6 10 Seconds
7 15 Seconds
CS 30 Seconds
CS2 20 Seconds
CS3 20 Seconds
CS4 35 Seconds
by dmangstar September 24, 2009
On December 31st every year, although it is New Years Eve, it is also a day to remember Adobe Flash Player, as it will be discontinued on that day in 2020. In 2020, this day will be known as Adobe Flash Player Day, where everyone must use Adobe Flash Player to play their favorite Flash game before it is too late. After 2020, it will be known as Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day, where you pay respects to the fallen Adobe Flash Player Games.
Person 1: Man.. Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day is coming up.. I miss Flash so much...
Person 2: Yeah.. Flash was my childhood...
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ....
Person 2: Yeah.. Flash was my childhood...
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ....
by George08091 December 21, 2020
OH NO! I Accidentally left the YouTube tab open while After Effects is running! I better close it before it starts an Adobe Threesome!
by starpelly July 25, 2020
For example if u see a dude wearing a stupid but drippy outfit u say:
Damn he's Adobe Flash Player !!!
Damn he's Adobe Flash Player !!!
by BigPapaCarlos December 23, 2021
one of Macromedias old services. not really well known. unlike Adobe Flash. now owned by adobe. was killed on April 9 2019. its mime type was: application/x-director. shockwave was the player and director is the studio. file types were DIR, DCR, DXR. was first produced by MacroMind. old name was VideoWorks.
2008 person: Dude! lets see some good Adobe Shockwave games we can play!
2008 person 2: sure!
2019 person: its kinda sad Adobe Shockwave is dying. but at least we still have flash!
2008 person 2: sure!
2019 person: its kinda sad Adobe Shockwave is dying. but at least we still have flash!
by colloc December 21, 2024
Behavior that is rude, disrespectful, disruptive and/or hostile toward a software vendor, resulting from their total inability to comprehend, much less accommodate, reality in licensing of their product.
When the GroSoft rep told us the licensing was per user per seat, not available as a network license, but still required tethering to the server, it was inevitable that Chris and Mike would go adobe on his ass!
by BMtech August 28, 2007