A simple punch to the temple with your middle knuckle, or any comfortable knuckle to change anyone's attitude.
"If you don't stop I'm going give you the Attitude Adjuster."
"Crap, I just got the Attitude Adjuster."
"Crap, I just got the Attitude Adjuster."
by cheezusrice321 February 5, 2009
Get the Attitude Adjuster mug.A large, heavy, prominent object that can be used as a weapon for self-defense purposes under circumstances where conventional weapons are prohibited or impractical. An "attitude adjuster" is considered to have served its intended purpose if the mere display of the object is enough to keep potential antagonists at bay. Term is of 1970's-1980's vintage and commonly used by military, law enforcement, and railroaders in urban areas.
"I always keep a three-cell Mag-Lite under the seat when I drive downtown after dark. It's a good attitude adjuster to keep the locals from harassing me..."
by speedstan February 23, 2010
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When the fucking idiot insurance adjuster comes to your house and tries to fuck you out of everything.
Insurance adjuster just showed up. It is literally raining on his head inside my house. He says "I don't see what the problem is. " uh oh, I got a feeling I've just been adjuster fucked.
by Casper70 April 7, 2020
Get the Adjuster fucked mug.Verb: When on a hot and/or humid day or when under physical strain without a shower one must go to the bathroom and wipe the sweat out of their ass.
A coworker accidentally walked into my stall the other 100 degree day when I was performing a swamp adjustment. We haven't made eye contact since.
by Scarb August 12, 2011
Get the Swamp Adjustment mug.Sometimes its your second morning bowel movement. Its long and solid. Makes you feel great. It even slides out clean that washing hands becomes optional. Unfortunately, we don't get Day Adjusters very often.
by JRLL October 4, 2014
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Get the ass adjusters mug.When someone takes things for granted. Or whines for no reason. Lack of appreciation or having an unjustified sense of entitlement.
15 year old girl: My parents said they won't buy me the new iPhone
2nd girl: Your rents pay for your cell phone?
15 year old girl: pffft duh ya
2nd girl: Bitch - you need a serious grattitude adjustment. Most of us have to buy and pay for our cell phones.
2nd girl: Your rents pay for your cell phone?
15 year old girl: pffft duh ya
2nd girl: Bitch - you need a serious grattitude adjustment. Most of us have to buy and pay for our cell phones.
by 1jazzydiva October 13, 2011
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