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jack asser

A person who feels the need to destroy everyone’s property for no reason other than because he’s an arse hole.
Did you see jerry at work yesterday breaking the boss’s shit? He’s such a fuckin jack asser!
by Jesus f’kn Christ July 22, 2021
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Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.
by Cyruschase October 12, 2023
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asere

Asere from the Efik-language (of Nigeria). A greeting of the Afro-Cuban which means, "I salute you"; "I hail you"; "I greet you"

In the present day, it is a common greeting among Cubans. Meaning friend, buddy, homie, dude, etc.
¿Que bola, asere? "How's it going, buddy?"

The bolá within ¿Que bola? Is from the Igbo-language (of eastern Nigeria). This derives from an Igbo greeting given in the morning "Ibola" The literal meaning of bola is "have you woken?" but is used to say "good morning"
by Afrodisaspora female December 25, 2018
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Disingenuous Assertions

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
by Bushyfro September 29, 2011
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Aspergatron

A guy (but much less frequently, a girl) that has Asperger's Syndrome and has no clue as to how to be socially aware.

What's worse, an Aspergatron does NOT want to improve their social capabilities, simply thinking that it's somehow impossible to be both intelligent and social (false dichotomy, yay!).

Their aspergatronic circuitry doesn't seem to allow them the capacity to be a more well-rounded human being, and thus they get stuck in an infinite loop whereby they think that all that's required for success in life is raw intellect, thereby showing that they're not as intelligent as they thought they were and thus failing at life (and thus withdrawing further into obscure hobbies).
Linux Help Forum:

Regular IT guy: "Hey guys, would you happen to know how to do the following with the 'cut' command"?

Aspergatron: *said in aspergatronic robot voice* "CUT IS NOT EFFICIENT!"

Regular IT guy: "Oh wow, that's really not what I asked for..."
by LemurGuy January 14, 2013
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Any Askers?

A synonym of "did I ask?". Used commonly amongst gamers.
John: Man, i can't open this game its taking forever to load!
Alex: Any askers? Any askers?
John: *visual anger*
by soupytomato January 21, 2021
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Dumb Assery

The trappings, accoutrements, and doings of a dumb ass.
Come on guys, let's go home. This sort of dumb assery is going to get us all arrested. Bill, put down that hammer!
by The Real Jack Jones September 28, 2007
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