assemblog

A blog that assembles various aspects of oneself into one place. People now have a presence (i.e. blog, photos, bookmarks, etc.) at multiple websites, usually of a social aspect.

Jim decided he needed an assemblog, because he was having a hard time remembering all the websites he belonged to.

by tony:oeb:frosty February 20, 2008

Assembly Line

The crusher part in night 3 in Jolly 3 when entering the room on the right in the after shift and getting jumpscared by Antionette and waking up on the conveyor of the assembly line. When antionette says "This will be your last." the assembly line will activate and the player will have to mash the up and down arrows to avoid getting crushed.

Player: goes to the room on the right after the shift
*Gets jumpscared by Antionette*
*Wakes up and sees a crusher*
Antionette: This will be your last.
*Assembly line activates*

by Omair1962 December 12, 2021

assembly-dick

The act of lining up multiple girls on their knees, running by with your big fucking dick hanging out, and hitting them all in the face. (Preferably at least 10 girls, and hot cum shooting from dick onto their faces.)

Dude, were you at that party last night?
Yeah, i was in the back with a couple chicks, you?
Aww man! I lined up like 15 crazy-drunk bitches and pulled an assembly-dick.

by Big N' Hairy May 29, 2008

Assemblies of God

A Pentecostal Christian Denomination. Believes in all the Bible, including Acts.

First Assembly of God is the best church ever!!Assemblies of God rocks!

by Manders95 August 31, 2013

Some Assembly Required

From flat pack furniture to cereal box toys 'some assembly required' has been the bane of men for decades if not centuries.
Also a tongue in cheek catch phrase amputees use to describe themselves.

flat pack furniture saying "Some Assembly Required" including, model kits, cereal box toys, Christmas presents for most children, shelving units, amputees

by asalbeag July 26, 2009

Assemblied

Been promised something that likely won't happen or your boss thinks your work is rubbish because someone else told them so.

- Yo man, I've just had a meeting with my boss and he wants me gone.

- Don't worry bruv, not your fault. They have been assemblied.

by markjones99 February 21, 2017

school assembly

When you get to skip a lesson or 2 for teachers to talk about some dumbass shit. Like "consent" or drugs and alcohol. No-one really cares about these assemblies unless there's like a sexual saying like "cum" that the teachers say so calmly

Person 1: Yo bro we have a school assembly about consent
Person 2: I am not attending

by UltimateRizzer January 26, 2023