ASMR

ASMR. Also known as, (acoustic sound making retards) it is now widely popular across the internet and don't worry there is multiple different types for people ranging from Gentle Whispering to People Role-playing.

"Guys I was just listening to some acoustic sound making retards (ASMR) role-playing and it was like so narley dude"

by DrinkBleachKids December 2, 2017

Asmr

Asmr is to relax the mind and body and it's a big fade now on YouTube and other places.

Woman: (whispers) welcome to my Asmr channel today I will be doing some relaxing noises.....
Viewer:Why is it so quite I don't see why people like this stuff

by QueenWords April 4, 2018

ASMR

Ass
Smacker
Mommy
Recker

Omg, he was totally a ASMR in bed!

by WEEB EATER February 6, 2018

ASMR

The act of deriving great pleasure from staring into a woman's face, for prolonged periods of time, while she fondels and strokes the microhone or objects around it, possibly whisphering gentle words in between, possibly making wet sounds with her own body.

I ASMRed myself to sleep.
Spent the whole week in bed, watching ASMR videos, feeling happier than ever.

by Aolministrator February 1, 2017

ASMR

A SILENT MUNCHER RUNCHER- Recording yourself eating and projecting the sound of your chewing

Have you checked the new ASMR videos on Youtube?

by SMRMSR September 10, 2018

ASMR

Really relaxing (i guess)

I wanna relax listen to ASMR

by Your stepdad. August 6, 2018

ASMR

Autonomous sensory meridian response is the official name of the craze that has taken over YouTube and pre-pubescent girls. ASMR includes creepy whispering, weird hand movements and boringly repetitive videos. The purpose of ASMR is to relax you, but in reality it makes you 1000000000000000000000000000x more anxious.

Guy 1: Man, ASMR sucks!
Brother: It's great, it makes me feel so releaxed!
Guy 1:
Brother:
Obama:
Ellen:
Tom Holland:
The Universe:
Guy 1: Can I disown you?

by its-all-geek-to-me September 18, 2018