thats a ASDA john

scruffy looking leech that attaches to anyone until all goodwill is exhausted and, has to be physically removed at which point will search for next victim

Have you managed to get rid of ASDA John or is he still using everything you got in bruv ?

Well thats a ASDA John

by ASDA John September 1, 2023

dirty Asda

When you are stacking the shelves but your too short to reach the top shelf and while struggling to reach you shit all over another colleague.

“You won’t believe it, Jeff gave me a dirty Asda the other day!”

by Lavivienda March 29, 2023

uncooked chicken from Asda

Skinny bird with bald minge

Her fanny looked like a uncooked chicken from Asda

by Nit Nat January 24, 2017

asdasd

When you're unsure if your internet went out or not.

You type random letters in google to see if it connects.

There's not a sentence that goes with asdasd.

by keNzoM4 June 26, 2019

asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasd

This is something someone writes into Urban Dictionary after seeing that there's already a definition of "asdasdasdasd." Obviously there has to be longer strings of "asd," you just have to keep looking!

"I wonder what happens if I took asdasdasdasd, but put more asd..."

asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasd

genius.

by TheBabinator May 20, 2020

asdasdasdasd

When you thinking for something to search on net.Your fingers respond faster then your brain.
This is somewhat LAG in neuro communications.

asdasdasdasd

by DraganWax June 9, 2016

asdasdasdasd

when instead of randomly typing asd , asdasd or asdasdasd you decide to get more creative

bored guy : derp
bored guy 2 : asdasdasdasd

by yellowsnow61 September 6, 2016