artavius

A big dick laying ass nigga

Damn artavius can lay pipe

by Bluecheese December 21, 2016

artard

An inncorect way to spell /r/-tard which is a reference to certain people on the 4-chan boards. Referenced in South Park and correctly spelled if you had captions on.

Stan: I am socializing /r/-tard(artard). I'm on an MMORPG gaining XP with my friends using Team Speak!

Randy: ....I'm not an /r/-tard(artard).

by Dude#10230213 November 21, 2006

Artaintist

A tattoo artist who specializes in butthole/taint area.

I could almost feel his mustache on my Gooch as Big Baloo, the artaintist, made my butthole look like Homer Simpson with a 5 o' clock shadow

by GeniusSex October 22, 2022

Art-a-choke

Getting a blow job while getting tattooed

An Art-a-choke helps keep your mind off the pain.

by Richard Blake Sprayberry February 22, 2017

d'artagnan

After the seventeenth-century French soldier, one who is exceptionally skilled in the use of the pork sword. Far outranks a mere swordsman.

He was a veritable D'Artagnan among mere pork swordsmen

by Roger the Cabin Boy September 13, 2008

Artan

Artan is an Albanian name given to boys. It is an ancient name whose roots come from one of the Illyrian dialects meaning "large penis". Through scientific and archeologic investigations, researchers have found that 98 percent of men named Artan had surprisingly really large penises, way above the average penis length and width. Also, the majority of people named Artan seem to suffer depression due to the fact that they are unable to find condoms that fit their large penises.

Artan has an extraordinarily large penis.

by the large penissed one September 20, 2010

artathepoptarta

an annoying bitch

damn i wouldn't wanna be an artathepoptarta

by Fagbitch November 24, 2013