Alvaro Uribe

This person is a paraco hp

¡Qué día tan Alvaro Uribe Velez!

by imcolombian May 18, 2022

Alvaro

An illegal gay Mexican that beats his meat while listening to old record players.

Kid#1:Hey what’s sup with that new kid?

Kid#2:Oh he’s an Alvaro.
Kid#1: Pass me the phone, I’m calling ICE!

by Digital_Grim March 4, 2019

Punch Alvaro

The act of getting high.

Hey dude, I just got a dimebag. Wanna punch Alvaro?

by bazookafox March 18, 2011

Alvaro

Alvaro is usually a Spanish dickhead who overstays his welcome at every house he steps foot it. They often kick doors wide open smashing the wall and making more noise than a cat being beat with a hammer.

Is a simp.
Is a jew.
Thinks he's better than everyone because he drinks spiritual tea.
However, this bitch is ride or die so if you get an Alvaro keep that motherfucker on your side or suffer the consequences..

FUckig Helll what was that?? Thats was Alvaro Narouto runnning

by ast0ra March 2, 2020

Alvaro Hotz

A man who walks around with a stick up his ass and every time he giggles he covers his mouth. Lets not forget that every time he sits down his legs are crossed. But there's more to Alvaro than what appears, he's really a player deep down.

You poop standing up? That's very Alvaro Hotz of you.

by gregory1u1u December 1, 2021

Alvaro

He's a black man that's really horny that likes to fuck door handles

he's alvaro

by mamang ancika January 15, 2024

Alvaro

A little fag that likes incestual girls that like bats n stuff.

P1:”You don’t want your kid to end up like alvaro.”
P2:”you’re right”

by Randomdefinerofstuff February 8, 2023