redneck afterburner

When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.

Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!

Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!

by John's fish market September 24, 2017

brain afterbirth

A loose measurement of how stupid, ridiculous, or retarded something is.

That kid has too much brain afterbirth.

The amount of brain afterbirth in that video was astounding.

by Zebora September 21, 2017

Coffee Afterbirth

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.

That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Afterbone

The feeling of sleepiness after sexual intercourse.

Subject A: "Hey let's hang out today"
Subject B: "No I can't my wife is tired and she wants to sleep"
Subject A: "Oh she must be suffering from the Afterbone"

by Afterbone123 March 1, 2011

afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck

Slang term used to belittle and humiliate your opponent in a war of insults... often used as a trump card.

Your face looks like the afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck.

by Tonan the Librarian March 7, 2003

overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck

hell if i know but it cant be good

man fuck you, you overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck!!!!!

by J_P June 20, 2004

oaky afterbirth

Describing an oaky taste that remaining after eating or drinking something.

*Michael sips wine*
Michael: "mmm.. that's sort of an oaky afterbirth"
Jim:"-...what was that?"

by Grisha Jaeger April 11, 2021