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Self Diagnosed ADHD

A dumb ass who took a buzzfeed test and it said they have ADHD, and now uses it for ever excuse in the world.
Me: Are you focused?
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.
by Mrsymphony September 14, 2020
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ADDHD

To have a High Definition form of Attention Deficit Disorder, enabling an uncanny ability to put all of the often fragmented, confusing thoughts associated with ADD together synergistically into a cohesive, actionable idea.
The psychologists originally diagnosed the boy with ADD. However he so impressed the panel with his ability to put his thoughts together into amazing ideas, the doctors coined a new diagnosis. Attention deficit disorder High Definition or ADDHD.
by Ktulu82 May 15, 2019
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ADHD Pile-Up

When your ADHD is at its peak and your dishes pile up, your laundry piles up, your mail piles up etc. and it all hits at once and cut to 2AM and you realize you’re vacuuming your oven
Ashley: remember those wine glasses from 3 weeks ago? I still haven’t washed them

Amy: oh man you must have hit that ADHD pile-up
by nextdoor_simpleton February 3, 2023
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ADHD

A-Awesome
D-Disorder
H-Hot
D-Dog!
adhd is cool
by Dolphins!! <33 May 14, 2023
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On sep 24 ever non adhd person must give payment to ever adhd person they know. Due to the ableism throughout years this is a way to compassionate adhd people for all the years ableism.
“Here’s a dollors! Sorry for all the ableism all those years! Happy national give a dollar to a ADHD person ”
by dr.Michalka September 24, 2022
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adhd

known as ADHD...or attention defficite hyperactivity disorder. i myself was diagnosed in second grade. it is commonly treated to boys and is harder for girls to be diagnosed. i have been on concerta(which is like ridalin but i only have to take it once a day). i hate being off my medicine because i fidget, i cant concentrate, or write anything without ending up drawing like unicorns or whatever on the paper;)...but dont think ADHD is this big bad disorder...because trust me nobody knows u have it unless u tell them. oh and this isnt a deffintion its more like a....ummmmm a ummmmm personal story or whatever.
I have had ADHD for most of my life, and im still a really cool person!
by kARa....... kara November 22, 2006
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ADHD typing

When one switches from one subject to another then back to the original within a short amount of time.
Or when one starts typing on sentence then in the middle of said sentence types something completely different and finishes off with what was originally meant.
I like how on urban dictionary people try to sound insanely smart... holy fuck I can hear a tornado outside (talk about adhd typing.....) by typing terms like "an expression used", "when one" or some other bullshit you would find in an actual dictionary
by The Forty Killer November 30, 2011
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