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the feeling you get when you walk outside and it's freezing cold out (moreso, when the cold wind actually hits your face).
Shit it's cold in here! It feels like I'm getting bitch slapped by a penguin!
by Courtney R. Klein September 26, 2006
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Instead of saying "cop!", you can ask this question and not seem obvious.

"What's a penny made out of?" Copper"

Used to signal the presence of a cop.
barthalamule: Hey Joe, what's a penny made out of?
joe: Copper
by SkiTheEast November 14, 2012
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Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.
Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!
by anti_virus347 November 15, 2009
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This is a phrase used to express extreme happiness or joy. It is mainly used within friendship and relationship situations. It is used because of the happiness it gives you, as if you are in a different place, like a penguin would be if it were on a leaf.
Person 1: "Will you go out with me?"
Person 2: "Yes!"
Person 1: "OMG! I feel like a penguin on a leaf!"
by yummyyummy1234 November 22, 2011
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half a pennie

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The currency used to buy the shmunkagraph
Buy the shmunkagraph today for just half a pennie
by styzz fan May 9, 2023
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Working Up A Penrose

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A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.
Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.
by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
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because i have a penis

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what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).
Woman, i don't cook my own dinner because i have a penis.
by phi December 5, 2004
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