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Doing a Monty

The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.

Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.
"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"

"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"

Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"
by Hicksy Victor March 30, 2011
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cock a mooch

Your a cock a mooch!
by Baby girl 1973 May 13, 2017
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Scooch a mooch

What you say when someone or something is in your way
Ariana - *waves to fans*

Mini bus - *drives in between Ariana and her fans

Ariana - Scooch a mooch
by Rebukka May 30, 2018
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Like a motherfucker

Used to indicate an unusually high degree of intensity. See gangbusters.
Whoa, have you looked outside? It's raining like a motherfucker.

Let's stop at a gas station; I gotta piss like a motherfucker.
by R. R. July 6, 2005
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many a monkey

Term that describes a large quantity of monkeys.
Wow, that zoo had many a monkey!
by Spraybottlesnowmen August 24, 2010
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Son of a mother

A polite way of saying son of a bitch in front of children.
You stub your toe in front of your daughter "ooooh son of a mother"
by Smart assy and sassy May 15, 2016
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I'd just like to interject for a moment

A classic copy-pasta often attributed to rms but contains parts that he denied being from him. It's best used whenever you see a debate over the correct format of Linux and GNU/Linux.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU
which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is
normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system
is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux"
distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
by CrazyDev February 17, 2021
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