National kiss a short person day

September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want

Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.

National kiss a short person day by Benitez69 September 18, 2022

National Kick a short person day 

National Kick a short person day every 26th of January

Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!

National Kick a short person day by dan1eaa January 20, 2023

Beat a Straight Person Day 

On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!

LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!

An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights

Beat a Straight Person Day by OceanRequiem December 10, 2021

A Shady Person 

A completely random person crapping in a porta-potty.

I saw a shady person's crap last night.

A Shady Person by Dood Veed April 10, 2017

Throw A short person day 

november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers

“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
“yeet”

Throw A short person day by steamsteambox June 9, 2021

A Special person to me 

Someone who loves me regardless I ruined the mood for us but you're still special too me I am also desperate.,

My girlfriend is A Special person to me.

A Special person to me by Zanze October 16, 2018

National eat a short person 

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!

*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day

National eat a short person by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020