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National Kick a short person day 

Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!

Beat a Straight Person Day 

On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!

An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights

A Shady Person 

I saw a shady person's crap last night.
A Shady Person by Dood Veed April 10, 2017

Throw A short person day 

november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers
“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
“yeet”

A Special person to me 

Someone who loves me regardless I ruined the mood for us but you're still special too me I am also desperate.,
A Special person to me by Zanze October 16, 2018

National eat a short person 

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!
*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day