finding a needle in a haystack

When you need to do something that is really hard, almost impossible

They were on the bleachers.
Looking for then was like finding a needle in a haystack.

by Conrado41 March 14, 2017

Haystack

When you shave your pubic hair, cum on it so it glues together, and then shove it up your ass.

She loved my haystack last night

by Add me on league: x6er October 10, 2017

dirty haystack

a dirty person who sleeps around with cowboys or cowgirls.

my friend is a dirty haystack because she cant get enough of them yee haws.

by lil autii September 27, 2019

Needle in a haystack (literally)

When a needle is impossible to find because it’s in a stack of hay

“there’s a needle in a haystack (literally)

by ImMaker37 June 28, 2023

Dick In A Haystack

It's when you are the only dude in a room full of hot chicks.
You are more likely to get laid, when you have the only swinging dick around.

Dude, did you hear? Evan got laid by three different chicks last night at the same time. How the fuck does that happen? He was the only dude left after the party. Like a dick in a haystack...of vaginas.

by Gay4Ghosts July 02, 2018

Oklahoma Haystack

When you pee in a girls butthole then them shitting on your dick while it’s still inside them.

Me and my girl just did an Oklahoma Haystack

by YoItzYeBoi December 21, 2019

haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.

When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.

by Thehillbilly6969 October 06, 2018