father

Main title for Roman Catholic priests. In charge of conducting catholic sacraments and being a spiritual leader. Most priests stick with chastity, you facetious cock smoker.

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Premarital doggy style isn't a mortal sin, is it?

by benedict July 21, 2004

Father

Father the mythical said to be the male partner needed to produce offspring. Often said to be off getting milk

Bruce never ,who never knew is father, was touched by the male who was crossing to world to find his son.

by GrammerGrimReaper April 8, 2019

Father

A mythical creature set out on a long journey for the milk you ran out of 15 years ago. The species of "Father" is considered highly endangered and all sighting must be reported. We are trying

"My father hasn't returned for nearly 10 years."

by lessgomario June 23, 2022

Father

Person who went to buy milk one day... and NEVER CAME BACK.

My father... isn't here

by Arnold Shwartinager April 7, 2022

Father

A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen

I leaver knew my father ~Bruce Finding Nemo

by GrammerGrimReaper April 8, 2019

Father

Something you don't have ✌😛

#fatherlessbehaviour

by I speak no lies August 22, 2021

Father

A father is a parental figure who will stand by you through any thing and will guide you through the darkest path, fly you through the highest peak, and will be your best friend through all of your mid-life crisies.

Person A: What did you do this summer?

Person B: Spend time with my Father, the best person ever!

by Cady&Henry&Ellie&Sadie&Mika March 22, 2022