Lighting the happytrail on fire, jerking off and racing the trail trying to ejaculate/cum before all your pubes are gone.
I finally grew my bush long enough to complete a wildfire. Got a goldenshower to put it out after I finished.
by Zero-Prince June 5, 2019
Get the Wildfiremug. If New Yorkers didn't tell the wildfire go fuck itself, if they looked the gift horse in the mouth and let it parade around their streets, they were going to end up overrrun by it one day, and the strange soldiers arriving/hiding inside it (male or female) were just a little too nerdy as kids for New Yorkers to allow this kind of takeover to happen.
by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021
Get the wildfiremug. A wildfire is intense, but usually short lived, most dont last, they go and fuck themselves. Every now and then you have one that lasts well over a year, but not hundreds or thousands of years. At some point, it burns out. Fuel isnt renewable, once its burned up, it's gone for good.
by Solid Mantis July 12, 2020
Get the Wildfiremug. A badass swordsman and one of the 3 All-Stars of the Beast Pirates crew. He ate the Ryu Ryu no Mi: Model Pterodactyl, he also yeeted Big Mom and her ship off a cliff
by Dark|無効 May 13, 2020
Get the King the Wildfiremug. When have sexual intercourse the man lights the womans pubic hair on fire and cums on it to put it out
by Tgs45 February 2, 2016
Get the charlie wildfiremug. The act of putting out your cigarette in front of a fan and watching the sparks fly across your carpet.
by TheNorrisRayven June 30, 2023
Get the Canadian "wildfire"mug. Thinking that nobody can extinguish wildfires and tell them to fuck themselves is cockiness/arrogance, ignorance, or both.
Wildfires don't burn forever even if it's not extinguished. Its pretentious to think that they will.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020
Get the Wildfiresmug.