Dad:” I think our women is broken.”
Me:” What do you mean.”
Dad:” The laundry’s dirty and the dishes aren’t done, I think we need to buy a new one.”
Me:” Oh you mean the dishwasher is broken, and so is our washing machine.”
Me:” What do you mean.”
Dad:” The laundry’s dirty and the dishes aren’t done, I think we need to buy a new one.”
Me:” Oh you mean the dishwasher is broken, and so is our washing machine.”
by HillaryClintonSupporter04 November 21, 2019
being a women and having a personality
by ananananannanananannaanaa January 14, 2009
Fucking objects who don't get arrested for shit they do a thing to men they are inferior and its proven yet due to "chivalry" us men can hit them back even if they hit us so its a code that allows women to beat men and walk on them.
Just objects who complain good to stick your dick in tho Dish washer, washing machine, stove, and sandwich maker
Just objects who complain good to stick your dick in tho Dish washer, washing machine, stove, and sandwich maker
Damn my dishwasher is so fuckin annoying I want to hit her but imma go to jail fun to stick my dick in though Women can be annoying some times
by N1gg3r_17 November 20, 2019
by Jollie Mollie February 18, 2020
noun
noun: woman; plural noun: women
1. humans with feelings
2. not objects/toys
3. dangerous if you betray them
noun: woman; plural noun: women
1. humans with feelings
2. not objects/toys
3. dangerous if you betray them
Mike: OMG look at that beautiful woman!
Fiona:Shes one of my friends.She can sing, dance ,paint I dont even know what to say shes super talented.
Mike: Shes so curvy.
Fiona: HEY!Women are more than just there bodies!
Mike:Oh sorry , your right.
Fiona:Shes one of my friends.She can sing, dance ,paint I dont even know what to say shes super talented.
Mike: Shes so curvy.
Fiona: HEY!Women are more than just there bodies!
Mike:Oh sorry , your right.
by Iamyofather May 30, 2020
by LudwigVan December 18, 2003
The half of the human race which has the burden and weakness imposed with reproduction. They are physically, psychologically, and emotionally weaker than their male counterparts. This is due to a shorter developmental period, a smaller body, a smaller brain with fewer cells, and the physical and mental dead weight imposed with reproductive organs. Women also have an underdeveloped sense of logic and judgment, which results in a tendency to lie (poorly).
Modern feminists like to call themselves right-brained and creative to help their gender insecurities and attempt to feel superior to men. They do not let petty facts discourage them, and claim that the reason there are few great female scientists and no great female artists is because of society. They pretend the religions and cultures of the world are inane, and claim the source of all their gender issues are males. Despite what they try to believe, reason it is a man's world is because men built the world.
Modern feminists also believe their bodies can be as strong if not stronger as a man's. They ignore the fact that sports require gender segregation to allow women to compete. Otherwise, little Suzy might be beaten in basketball by the taller, stronger men...and that wouldn't be good for her little girl self esteem, would it?
Girls try to compensate for their physical and mental deficiencies by creating "bitched out" versions of what men do. They try act hardcore and tough by sipping daddy's beer, blowing daddy's smokes, and on the days when they are feeling extra brave, swallowing daddy's Tylenol. Because they act against their nature, their pointless actions are parodies of male rebellion. Despite their acts of independence, they still have their swollen chest, frail body, and wide hips. Ironically, if it weren't for the sexual aesthetics modern feminism attacks, women would be ugly.
Women enjoy sex less than men because they have to be "in the mood" to "do it" and even then they often feel weak and helpless. They tend to enjoy sex less because, evolution wise, childbirth makes a man a father (if he desires) but is a weakening if not deadly experience for women. During and after a pregnancy they suffer psychological and physical trauma, and tend to become depressed from the hormonal imbalance. Despite this, they endure intercourse as a way to gold dig, to find a potential husband, and to feel a vacant sense of worth.
Modern feminists like to call themselves right-brained and creative to help their gender insecurities and attempt to feel superior to men. They do not let petty facts discourage them, and claim that the reason there are few great female scientists and no great female artists is because of society. They pretend the religions and cultures of the world are inane, and claim the source of all their gender issues are males. Despite what they try to believe, reason it is a man's world is because men built the world.
Modern feminists also believe their bodies can be as strong if not stronger as a man's. They ignore the fact that sports require gender segregation to allow women to compete. Otherwise, little Suzy might be beaten in basketball by the taller, stronger men...and that wouldn't be good for her little girl self esteem, would it?
Girls try to compensate for their physical and mental deficiencies by creating "bitched out" versions of what men do. They try act hardcore and tough by sipping daddy's beer, blowing daddy's smokes, and on the days when they are feeling extra brave, swallowing daddy's Tylenol. Because they act against their nature, their pointless actions are parodies of male rebellion. Despite their acts of independence, they still have their swollen chest, frail body, and wide hips. Ironically, if it weren't for the sexual aesthetics modern feminism attacks, women would be ugly.
Women enjoy sex less than men because they have to be "in the mood" to "do it" and even then they often feel weak and helpless. They tend to enjoy sex less because, evolution wise, childbirth makes a man a father (if he desires) but is a weakening if not deadly experience for women. During and after a pregnancy they suffer psychological and physical trauma, and tend to become depressed from the hormonal imbalance. Despite this, they endure intercourse as a way to gold dig, to find a potential husband, and to feel a vacant sense of worth.
1. Women are dreamers and fantasizers, while men are doers and philosophers.
2. A woman likes to lie and pretend. They act like looking weak and stupid is "cute," although the real reason guys like it is because it makes them look easy. They will also strip to pay for a (little girl fad here) dress to "cleanse their mind and spirit."
3. Guy 1: So you broke up with her?
Guy 2: Yeah, that chick is crazy. She tried to use magic to punish me for "using" her.
Guy 1: Man, chicks are funny when they're pissed.
Guy 2: I know. She actually thinks I'll go bald.
2. A woman likes to lie and pretend. They act like looking weak and stupid is "cute," although the real reason guys like it is because it makes them look easy. They will also strip to pay for a (little girl fad here) dress to "cleanse their mind and spirit."
3. Guy 1: So you broke up with her?
Guy 2: Yeah, that chick is crazy. She tried to use magic to punish me for "using" her.
Guy 1: Man, chicks are funny when they're pissed.
Guy 2: I know. She actually thinks I'll go bald.
by Mr. 1000 September 05, 2006