Shit-ton

A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.

Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.

Bad Usage:

That guy must weigh a shit-ton.

Good Usage:
I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes.
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A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.

by MastaFlava February 16, 2010

kevin ton

One of the few saviors of ska and the rudeboy culture. Known for spreading the message of goodness and fun through ska, rocksteady, and reggae music; is widely know for teaching the people how to skank and rock.

Person #1: Yo, you know that cat Kevin Ton?
Person #2: Yeah brotha! He taught me how to skank yesterday.

by Matt Golf March 23, 2008

Juga-tons

reffering to someone that has large breast. could be associated to thick girls.

damn that girl got some juga-tons on her. (Glover)

by Piompe226 April 4, 2006

Crap Ton

The word for many many many amounts of something. Used as a an exaggeration

Ella ate a crap ton of guacamole😋🤤

by Joshey2284 June 10, 2021

do the ton

Refers to going 100 mph or faster in a vehicle, specifically a cafe racer style motorcycle.

Do the Ton!

Or

After an engine rebuild this old bike can now do the ton.

by TobyDanger September 8, 2012

shit-ton

Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.

Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.

by WallyFro March 10, 2003

ton eighty

In darts, a score of one hundred eighty. It is the highest possible score with three darts. Three tripple twenties.

Dude, I cant believe you got a ton eighty with those crappy plastic darts!

by SirDiesAlot August 12, 2006