swiftness

pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.

lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS

you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.

by neilandbeatrice November 4, 2010

swift

means cool but a more lighter flying feeling

that game was pure swift man!!!

by dan simons August 5, 2003

Swifting

swifting- verb - having a love hate relationship; wanting to tear someones guts out; yet loving them at the same time.

-Similar to the term PMSing-
It helps to be listening to taylor swift songs at the time of your swifting.

- I am swifting at him right now

or

"shes PMSing at the moment"
" NAH BRO SHES SWIFTING IT RUNN!!"

by DanAndLuba September 30, 2011

Swifted

To underestimate a white girl by disrespecting her, or making her look or feel foolish.

"That white girl popped off on all them fools, because she was tired of being swifted by them."

by White Girls Woke August 30, 2017

Swift

sweet,slammin'

That new fifty video was straight swift, dogg fo shizzle

by cnlballa September 26, 2003

Swift

The result of a penis forcing air into the vagina during sex. This causes air to rush out quickly from the vagina making a flatulent noise much like that of the "queef". The action of the air exiting swiftly brings about the "swift".

That swift caused me to go soft with a swiftness.

by jlawthelarson December 26, 2008

Swifts

Getting the shits and having to speed-walk, swiftly, to the toilet on very short notice.

It was the green chili on top of the chicken fried streak that gave me the swifts.

by WaverlyS May 24, 2016