When a drunkard proceeds to get tremendously inebriated or black-out drunk and wanders away from a group of friends, drinking establishment, or watering hole and "jensen shuffles" their way home. Often the shuffler will pass by a fast food restaurant or street meat vendor only to find the food mangled the next day in their home.
Brian: Where did Cole go last night?
Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.
Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.
by Superhighme May 6, 2011
1. the hottest guy to walk this planet. He plays Dean Winchester on the hit show Supernatural.
2. walking example of sex.
3. someone I'd give up my virginity to.
2. walking example of sex.
3. someone I'd give up my virginity to.
1. Oh my god, jensen ackles is so friggin' hot!
2. ..."so this is how babies are made, son. if you have more questions just look at jensen ackles. but don't go all homo on me boy. it CAN happen....."
3. yes, jensen, ahhh ahhh, oohhh, harder baby, harder, ahh, ooh, oh god jensen, oh yes, YES, YES, FASTER, HARDER, YES JENSEN!!!
by S.G. loves J.A. September 17, 2006
A sexy beast who is way to cute for everyone around him. He can usually be found around two other chads and is very shy and insane at everything except balancing. Usually a track kid and has women crawling on him. Has a 4.0.
by Curious George Hamilton May 6, 2022
Rudi Jensen is a very stellar and soft spoken bad ass who is genuine in every way. Very caring, outgoing and gentle. Can be a beast and savage at times. Will help anyone at any chance. Such a poetic and inspiring man. Very sexy and muscular viking
by Allusladiesoutthere October 20, 2020
Or Sinking the Jensen. In an effort to show a lady you are fond of, your great level of affection and you are shot down. You have sunk the Jensen
by SwagmastaD December 10, 2014
A individual on this planet that, has lesser than normal intelligence. Thinks that having muscles makes you more than what you actually are. Able to mimic intelligent people long enough to pass an exam, but when confronted with a life altering decison always makes the wrong choice. Unable to cook anything other than eggs and cereal. A person who thinks they know everything but is wrong 95 percent of the time all the time.
1. Massive Baby Back Bitch
2. Retard
3. Douchbag
4. Homo
5. Guy that walks around the gym correcting your form.
6. Worst gamer ethics ever in Magic The Gathering.
1. Massive Baby Back Bitch
2. Retard
3. Douchbag
4. Homo
5. Guy that walks around the gym correcting your form.
6. Worst gamer ethics ever in Magic The Gathering.
1. All he does is act like a "Erik Jensen" all day, everyday.
2. I told him to wear a helmet otherwise he could wreck and turn into a "Erik Jensen".
3. After we got done fucking I told her to go use a "Erik Jensen" to clean her self up.
4. I accidently walked into a gay bar and it was full of "Erik Jensens".
5. Good thing that a "Erik Jensen" was here...3 years in the gym and I didnt know what i was doing this whole time.
6. Borrows your computer so can play as 2 people in a Magic tournament to win....called "PULLING A ERIK JENSEN"
2. I told him to wear a helmet otherwise he could wreck and turn into a "Erik Jensen".
3. After we got done fucking I told her to go use a "Erik Jensen" to clean her self up.
4. I accidently walked into a gay bar and it was full of "Erik Jensens".
5. Good thing that a "Erik Jensen" was here...3 years in the gym and I didnt know what i was doing this whole time.
6. Borrows your computer so can play as 2 people in a Magic tournament to win....called "PULLING A ERIK JENSEN"
by DirtyDelta#D-BLOCK February 7, 2013
A Great Actor, most well known as "Dean Winchester' from Supernatural.
Jensen was born on March 1, 1978 in Dallas, texas.
Jensen has also acted in 'Days of our lives' and 'Smallville'
Jensen was born on March 1, 1978 in Dallas, texas.
Jensen has also acted in 'Days of our lives' and 'Smallville'
by Tina-Fish September 24, 2007