53-95-83

The most bisexual joke you can imagine. These numbers stand for Iod, Americium and Bismuth, or in short I-Am-Bi.

This is one of the best ways to lie to yourself about comming out without comming out. Unless your parents are chemistry teachers.
Bi: Mom, Dad, 53-95-83
Dad: ????
Mom: ????
by lmncz June 6, 2021
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The feeling you get after a long, long night of drunken debauchery. You're not hungover, but not completely hunky-dory either. Everything is not QUITE right. Telltale signs may include a mild headache, extreme thirst, and/or the desire to lay in bed all day.
Rachele: I love not being hungover!
Lauren: Yeah, me too, but after last night I'm still at 95 percent.
by notyouraveragepartygirl February 15, 2009
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1. Referring to the basketball team Chicago Bulls, who had a exceptional season back in 1995-1996, hence the 95-96, when they finished first with the record of 72 wins - 10 losses. Their main roster was Randy Brown as PG, Michael Jordan as SG, Scottie Pippen as SF, Dennis Rodman as PF, Bill Wennington as C, and Phil Jackson as the head coach.

2. As widely-considered as the best of all time, the team got a lot of die-hard fans who always believe that their team would always be the best. Annoyed by this, fans of many other teams and even many neutrals want to mock them. And as a result, they came up with a joke. No matter how impertinent and irrelevant the topic is about, they always have to add something relating to the 95-96 Bulls. What they don't know is they're the real annoying ones.
Bleacher Report on Facebook: "Kristaps Porzingis Turns Down Fan's Elaborate Prom Request with Video."

Some random annoying guy: "But can Porzingis turn down a prom request from the 95-96 Bulls?"
by $un$hjne February 28, 2016
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The chosen shoe by the bloods. Air max 98s are the chosen shoe of the cripts.
"That's 10 years I told Pooh in 95' I'd kill you if you try me for my Air Max 95s" - The Game - Hate It Or Love - The Documentary
by Dj Splitz March 23, 2005
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Usually the shoe roadmen wear to run down the ops, but with lack of ankle stability they could get into a sticky situation.
Young g-"did you get that drillin' today"

Air max 95 user- "Nah man, my ankle got crushed inih for these air max 95 still"
by yourefuckingchildishgrowup December 9, 2018
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A kick ass punk rock band from the Underground Punk Scene of crappy old reirement home filled NC
"Dude! Hydroplane is cool but I like SL95 tons better! 'So Sue Me' is a sweet song!!!!!!!11111oneoneoneeleven"
by The Sexy One April 20, 2005
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Type of camoflaged shirt used by the British Armed Forces. Breaks up pattern enabling better concealment. Has a tonne of pockets.
Person 1: Today I feel like going commando!
Person 2: Ew! Go do it in a forest.
Person 1: I plan to! In my lovely Soldier 95 Shirt.
Person 2: Thank heck for that. I thought you were going skinny dipping or something.
by HappyBob May 28, 2007
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