Feb 28th

The smartest, cutest and most amazing person is born on this day.

Girl: my birthday is feb 28th

Boy: oh I already knew that
Girl: how?
Boy: because your so cute!!!!

by Heyyyyttttttytyyyyyy November 29, 2019

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March 28th

THE baddest Chick WAS born today, And you better belive it she single ;)
Its also National bow day!

Girl1: whens your birthday?
Girl2:March 28th why?
Girl1:That also would explain the boy on your head then...

by Misisispi River November 20, 2019

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28th Amendment

The 28th amendment of the US Constitution, added on Feb 3rd, 2019, stating that any person with the name Gabby (or any variant) is legally barred from busing tables, rolling/bringing silverware, cleaning, sweeping, or any similar restaurant based manual labor when anyone named Connor is also working. The Supreme Court ruled this type of bar, known as an “I’m not gonna let you work hard” bar, legal in Iorizzo v. Broken Bread Machine (2006).

Gabby: what are you doing?
Connor: your job
Gabby:*tries to help*
Police: you’re under arrest for violating the 28th amendment, comply and come with us or give us some bread with the garlic dip but either way stop working

by ThankGodTheBreadMachineIsFixed February 04, 2019

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February 28th

International horny day. If you feel like fucking your stepsis, today is the day it might work.

Horny dude 1: Yooo bro today’s February 28th - international horny day.
Horny ass lad 2: Ye ye bro who u smashin?
Horny dude 1: Alice. She lookin’ hella fine today, I finna send ‘er to the wonderland!
Horny ass lad 2: Hell ye dude she lookin horny af today. Go get that pussy boiii

by Hornyboi737 March 01, 2021

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September 28th

A very stressful day of the year where you clown the entire day over Larry and check Twitter every five minutes even though you know nothing will happen but there’s always the slight possibility so you do anyways.

Oh my god it’s September 28th tomorrow!
Ahhh I’m clowning already 🤡

by Parmaham28 September 28, 2020

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