by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003
Get the Turdmug. by Sonic M. Hedgehog August 7, 2007
Get the Turdmug. 1. The act of being or acting like a turd
2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything.
Synonyms: loafing, slacking
2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything.
Synonyms: loafing, slacking
John liked Turding around so much in life he never got stuff done and was basically a waste of oxygen all his life.
by VIGOROUS JONESY August 1, 2011
Get the TURDINGmug. The act of clogging a traffic lane because of texting or thinking the left lane is the free lane not a passing lane
by Govna Tuey December 7, 2019
Get the Turdingmug. My cat did a turd.
by Somerandomguy October 27, 2018
Get the Turdmug. 1. A piece of excrement coming from the anal area, which can be shaped in the form a tube, log, curvy tube, or squigly tube.
2. An insult meaning someone stinks, they are a complete douche, or just some word said to relieve the verbal speaker of stress.
3. Children/Slang = Poop coming from an organism or a filthy person.
2. An insult meaning someone stinks, they are a complete douche, or just some word said to relieve the verbal speaker of stress.
3. Children/Slang = Poop coming from an organism or a filthy person.
1. Person 1 : Dude I just dropped a deuce on my neighbors yard and in the toilet.
Person 2 : Lemme see, hey wait a minute, thats you dropped a squigly turd!
2. Rigby : Is more boring than your face?
Mordecai : I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face?
Rigyby : Is it more boring than my fist in your face! You turd!
Mordecai : Your a turd!
Rigby : No, your a turd!
Mordecai : Your the turd!
Both : *Struggle and fight*
Pops : Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can aalll be turds.
3. Kindergarter : Ewww that cow made a turd.
Person 2 : Lemme see, hey wait a minute, thats you dropped a squigly turd!
2. Rigby : Is more boring than your face?
Mordecai : I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face?
Rigyby : Is it more boring than my fist in your face! You turd!
Mordecai : Your a turd!
Rigby : No, your a turd!
Mordecai : Your the turd!
Both : *Struggle and fight*
Pops : Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can aalll be turds.
3. Kindergarter : Ewww that cow made a turd.
by Zankatsu March 13, 2011
Get the Turdmug. Turd, n.
1. A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A turd is characterized by a homogeneous light brown colour.
Turd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. Turds are often dirty.
T UR D --> D UR T
2. A short form of the word "bastard".
The word 'tard was already in use as a short form for the word "retard", so the soft "a" sound in bastard was changed to a "u", forming "turd".
1. A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A turd is characterized by a homogeneous light brown colour.
Turd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. Turds are often dirty.
T UR D --> D UR T
2. A short form of the word "bastard".
The word 'tard was already in use as a short form for the word "retard", so the soft "a" sound in bastard was changed to a "u", forming "turd".
1. Look! A fresh, steaming turd!
"...an excellent party, Geoffery, but there's a giant turd in the punch bowl."
2. You are a 'tarded 'turd.
You stupid 'turd! Your mother is a whore!
"...an excellent party, Geoffery, but there's a giant turd in the punch bowl."
2. You are a 'tarded 'turd.
You stupid 'turd! Your mother is a whore!
by JonMaker September 2, 2004
Get the Turdmug.